Democratic Sentinel, Volume 15, Number 25, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 July 1891 — His Choice. [ARTICLE]

His Choice.

Proud Father (showing off his son* before company)—My son,‘which would, you rather be, Shakspeare or Edison? Little Son (after meditation) —Fd rather be Edison. “Yes? Why?” “’Cause he ain’t dead." —Street &■ Smith’s Good News. “The way to sleep is to think of Dothing,” says a scientist. All an fditor has to do is to ruminate over his. Dank account. ,