Democratic Sentinel, Volume 15, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 June 1891 — Wouldn’t Digest. [ARTICLE]

Wouldn’t Digest.

Tourist—You ought to congratulate yourself, uncle, on your boy’s escape from the jaws of that alligator. When he swallowed the youngster I was certain you would never see him again. Weren’t you alarmed about him? Uncle—Not in do leas’, sab! Datboy nebber was In do habit er keepln’ time wid de laws er natur’. When I see dat yallergatcr dose ’imsel’f with dat boy, I says ter merse’f, “I lay yer, Mr Blgmouf, dat dar’l be sleh a jamboree in yo' interim dat you’ll be glad ter ’bolish do contents,” an’ sho enuff in the ncx’ minute he spittum out. Oh, dat boy hain’t nebber gwine do nuffin datfolkes 'specks 1m ter do.

A Vast Difference. —lt makes a vast difference to the average man whether he picks up a carpet tack with his fingers or Ills heel. There Is also a vast difference between Dr. White’s Pulmonarla and all other cough remedies. It Is entirely unlike any other. It Is perfectly harmless, and acts like magic in curing a cough. Three sizes, 25 cents, 50 cents, and £l, and every bottle warranted.