Democratic Sentinel, Volume 15, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 June 1891 — Warranted Unique. [ARTICLE]

Warranted Unique.

“You are the proprietor of this temple of fame ?" said a lean and haggard man in the private office of the dime museum. “I am.” “Then you want me. Yes, sir; you need mo. lam a marvel, a positive apotheosis of wonderfulness.” “What is your line?” “I’m an eminent physician, see ?” “Well.” “And I have never claimed to have known all about the consumption cure before Koch brought it out. ” And while he stood up proudly the proprietor began writing out a contract for next season at a fat salary.— St. Joseph News.