Democratic Sentinel, Volume 15, Number 13, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 April 1891 — In “A. Miner" Key. [ARTICLE]

In “A. Miner" Key.

A tall man can’t help living Tong. A millionaire has large will power. A novel industry—writing romances. An affair of the heart—when ft is a trump. The sewing machine agent’s toast— Howe. Conjugal love is not preserved in family jars Liquor bills are often paid at the lunatic asylum A sailor should always take a cat-boat in a squall. Is it proper to speak of two physleians as a paradox? There is a great deal of back talk ia the phonograph. Suspenders ought to sell well in bracing weather. It doesn’t hurt a missionary to be shot in his tracts.