Democratic Sentinel, Volume 15, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 April 1891 — Senator Matt Quay and the Doctor. [ARTICLE]

Senator Matt Quay and the Doctor.

Senator Quay, of Pennsylvania, is popularly supposed to have a keen appreciation of piscatorial yarns, but occasionally he tells a joke that is not related to the finny tribp at all. The following is one he often relates: “Isaacson was ailing and sent for his doctor. As soon as the doctor arrived, Isaacson began to talk about death. “ ‘Pooh, nonsense, Isaacson, you will live to be a hundred,’ soothingly said the doctor. “ ‘Veil, doctor, you vas wrong. The Lord will never take me for one hundred when he can get me at seventy-six.’ ” In all that pertains to sculpture and painting the ancients knew so much that their superiority has never been questioned, and their work remains as unsurpassed models. Pocket-books, card cases, etc., in smooth, richly-colored lizard skin, show neat patterns in thin gold and silver mountings. TESTED BY TIME. For Bronchial affections, Coughs, etc., Brown’s. Bronchial Troches have proved their ’efficacy by a test of many years. Price 25 cts. A woman can say more with a few tears than a man, can express in a book. For a disordered liver try Beecham's Pills. To pbevent the lips and hands of girls from being chapped—Tell the young men not to call again. Love, they say. is blind; but the most loving husband will see the difference in if you use BAPOLIO, Try a cake. It saves labor in housework. Some men are so impatient of opposition that they neglect eating for fear it won’t agree with them. Bronchitis is cured by frequent small doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption. One man may start a paper, but it takes a good many to keep it going. FITS.—AII Fits stopped free by Dr. Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits after first day’s use. Marvellous cures. Treatise and 52.00 trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline, 831 Arch SU Phils., Pa.