Democratic Sentinel, Volume 15, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 April 1891 — Josh Billings' Philosophy. [ARTICLE]

Josh Billings' Philosophy.

When a man measures out glory for himself, he aiwus heaps the half bushel. A bile ain’t a very sore thing after all, espeshily when It ,iz on sum other phellow. Pretty much all the philosophy in this world iz kontained in the following bracket—[grin and bear it]. If i had 4 fust rate dogs I would name the best one "Doubtful," and the other B “Useless.”