Democratic Sentinel, Volume 15, Number 8, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 March 1891 — Carl Pretzel’s Plillozophy. [ARTICLE]

Carl Pretzel’s Plillozophy.

To got shduck on der praise of der multitoot vas not pooty goot, to been destitoot of it vas a defect in your constitootion, bye-laws, preambles und amendments. Vanity vas der complaint of disconnected mans, who vas discontented mit his shtation in life und gets pooty much ruffled by der disabbointments of seferal unreasonable expectations. It vas der trooth, dot all der pictures of great pooblic troobles vas shpring from wiolent passions out . National Weekly. A chilly salutation—shake!