Democratic Sentinel, Volume 15, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 February 1891 — Twue! [ARTICLE]

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Fassett—What! wearing evening dress this time of day I Why, it’s only noon. Cholly Cholmondelcy—Aw. but it is 0 'o’clock in London, doneherknow. — Jewelers' Circular. Cbying all the time. Poor child, I know what makes you so peevish and cross. Mother must get you a box of those sweet little candles called Dr. Bull’s Worm Destroyers. By mail. 25 cents. John D. Park, Cincinnati, Ohio. My son, let me give you a littlo pieco of advice. If ever you go to buy a mule, never insist upon examining abaft of the fifth rib. If you do, you may cough up horse-nails for a month. “I have been occasionally troubled with Coughs, and in each case have used BROWN'S BRONCHIAL TROCHES, which have never failed, and I must say they are sacond to none in the world.”— Felix A. May, Cashier, St. Paul, Minn. Some one has made the valuable discovery that a mule cannot bray if a brick is tied to its tail. Very good; but will some other fellow tie on the brick. Be rude to none; rudeness harms not even the humblest and poorest to whom it is directed, but injures the exhibitors. Did you ever go within a mile of a soap factory? If so you know what material they make soap of. Dobbins’ Electric Boap factory is as free from odor as a chuir factory. Try it once. Ask your grocer for it. Tiie plain man never feels at home on a mountain, and the man from tho mooutain top is lonely without a mount-ain-near. Rkmembeb that “You are judged bvyour house as much as by your dress." Btav at home and make it bright with HAPOLIO. It is used for all cleaning purposes. The man who claims to know all things is disagreeable to everybody else and a chestnut to himself. Fob a disordered Uver try BekcbaVs Pills. A pair of knee-fatigued trousers may be called a two- bagger. Bronchitis is cured by frequent small doses of PLso’s Cure for Consumption. FITS.— AII Fits stopped*free bv Dr. Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer. No Fite after first <Uy'g use. Marvellous cures. Treatise aud ♦■’.oo trial bottle free to Fit cases, tend to Or. Kline, SUI Arcli St, Pulls, Pa.