Democratic Sentinel, Volume 15, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 February 1891 — Shock Would Make Him speechless. [ARTICLE]

Shock Would Make Him speechless.

Skinflint—What would you say if I asked you take a drink at my oxpense? Oldboy—Wouldn’t say anything. I’d just simply faint.—Texas Siftings.