Democratic Sentinel, Volume 15, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 February 1891 — She Classified Him. [ARTICLE]

She Classified Him.

'‘Mv dear,” said the caller, with a winning smile, to the little girl who occupied the study while her father/ the eminent literary man, was at his dinner, “I suppose you assist your father in entertaining bores?” “Yes, sir,” replied the little girl, gravely, “please be seated Tribtme. |_j Hot water is said to be a sure cure for every complaint, but we never knew a man to feel any better because his wife kept him in it.