Democratic Sentinel, Volume 15, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 January 1891 — The Very Worst. [ARTICLE]

The Very Worst.

Dapper—What is the greatest lie, Snapper, that ever impressed itself on your experience? Snapper—Well, by all odds, the worst lie I ever heard was the one your quartette perpetrated last night when they came around to the house and sang “There’s music in the air. ” FOR THROAT DISEASES AND COUGHS use Brown’s Bronchial Troches. Like all really good things, they are imitated. The genuine are sold only in boxes. The wild African “honey bird” can always tell when the natives start to hunt for honey. It will fly in advance and lead them to a hive and is invariably given a portion of the find. “Of two evils I have chosen the least” and “The end must justify the means,” are from Matthew Prior. A cheerful home Is where eheerful children play. They eannot be sheerlul or have good health unless they are occasionally given Dr. Bull's Worm Destroyers. It is the postmaster who writes a voluminous letter that weighs his words. —Texas Siftings. "The world generally gives 'honor to whom honor is due.’ " Public approval has given SAPOLIO the first place In its line. Try aeake. Any man, no matter how lazy, can get into the habit of work by donning a workingman’s attire.—Terns Siftings. Beecham’s Pills cure Bilious and Nervous ills. A “low-descending son”— One that treats his father disrespectfully. The best cough medicine Is Piso’s Cure for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 25c. IF afflicted with Bore Eves, use Dr. Isaao Thompson’s Eye Water. Druggists sell it 250.