Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 January 1891 — A Hopeless Case. [ARTICLE]

A Hopeless Case.

Mother (looking over school report)— “Your average in arithmetic Is disgracefully low. ” Smaill Boy—“Yes'm. Teacher said I’d never be fit for anything but a census superintendent.” THE only tru > and safe intestinal worm killer ds Dr. Bull’s Vegetable Worm Destroyers. It has brightened the-lives of many children and gladdened many a parent’s heart. Mrs. Fangle—'“How do you like your new maid, Mrs. Jingle?” “Gh, she’d be all right if she were not so over-refined. ” “In what way?” “She never breaks anything but the most costly Dresden china.” —St Joseph News. . .... v , - _ If you have ever used Dobbins’ Electric during the 24 years it has been sold, you know that it Is the best and purest family soap made. If you haven’t tried it. ask your grocer lor it novo. Don’t take imitation. Strange that a man with a long head seldom rushes into a scheme headlong.