Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 January 1891 — No Sham About It. [ARTICLE]

No Sham About It.

At the barber's: Customer (recovering breath after shampoo)—Crieky! Haven’t you joggled my head out of plumb ? Barber—Ha, ha i Not a bit of it, sir! :3. Customer—And you call that a shampoo. eh? Barber—-Yes,f sir! Customer—Well, blow me, if it didn’t seem more like coming in contact with % Kickapoo. We often hear of a person who has command of many languages, but it is seldom that one i 3 master of his owq tongue. Is a telegraph operator who reads by sound an ear-sigh:ed fellow? Good paen are made, not born.