Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 December 1890 — AN EGYPTIAN TALE. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

AN EGYPTIAN TALE.

Mistamurfee —“Here we are again, oh Brijitann! After toiling all day at the Pyramids, my supper isn’t ready for me !”*

“By Isis and Osiris, but I will teach thee to waste thy time reading these trashy papyruses that Pharaoh has excluded from the mails 1”

Klubbem, the Cop—“Ha! Another of these tenement bousequarrels! I’ll soon settle this fellow !”

MISTAMURFEE AND BRIJITANN-"We don’t let no cop come interfering with our family affairs” — Munsey's Weekly.