Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 December 1890 — She Saw Too Much. [ARTICLE]

She Saw Too Much.

She (after marriage)—You told me that I was your first love, but I have found a whole trunk-full of letters from all sorts of girls, just bursting with tenderness. He—l- I said you were the first I ever loved. I didn’t say you were the only one who ever loved me. See? First old maid (excitedly)—There’ a man under the bed. Second old maid (calmly)—Lock the doors. {