Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 47, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 December 1890 — A Most Inopportune Event. [ARTICLE]

A Most Inopportune Event.

Fair Young Patient—Tell me, doctor, shall I soon get well ? Doctor—Alas, my poor girl, you have a sad case of congestion of the larynx and I fear we must soon lose you. F, Y. P.—But 1 shall live till spring, shall I not? Doctor—l fear you may not survive week* F. Y. P.—Oh, doctor, doctor! to think that I paid twenty-eight dollars for that new winter bonnet 1 and onlj worn it once!