Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 December 1890 — Who Vas der Commander Schenerals? [ARTICLE]

Who Vas der Commander Schenerals?

“Good morning. Herr Yager. You don’t seem to be in the best of humor this morning,” said his friendly neighbor. “Ugh. How I peen dot kindt yoomer In vhen eferytings mein house in oppsidcs de odder endt down gone? Ugh, “What seems to be the matter?” “!?pmo resolutions derein. Who vas gominandcr scheuerals?” “You, I suppose.” “No sir-e, Bop. I vas; aber iere vas resolutions, und I don'd meppy know vhich vas derc gommander scheuerals. me oder mein frau. Vas dose riglid? Vas dose der gontract ven me und Agnas der aldar sthood opp und she say opey me fonefer? Dot vas a helium a pisness, I don’d vas gommander schenerals only vhen mein frau him vasn’tder house not to home. Aber I don’d got gifed oop yet. I see dot Scheorge Vashin’don und somedings der new Gonsdtdution got in vhat makes der mans der gommauder schenerals vhen der frau is der house in yoost so veil like vhen him vas der houseoud. Tam! I fix him.”— Kentucky State Journal.