Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 November 1890 — The Enviable West. [ARTICLE]

The Enviable West.

Waiter (holding out hjs black palm)— Gen’men mostly remembers th’ waitah, sah, that is, if they is, gen’men, sah. Guest (Impatiently dropping a quarter into the fellow’s fist) —Hem! By the way, didn't I once see you in a Montana restaurant? Waiter—Yes, sah, but I soon coined back East, sah. No money in de waitin’ business put West. Guests mostly goes armed, sah. —Street & Smith's Good News.