Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 43, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 November 1890 — Every Customer Suited. [ARTICLE]

Every Customer Suited.

The proprietor of a “Matrimonial Establishment” in London was one day visited by a lady of such extreme plainness that he was at firet aghast. He managed, however, to collect himself and assume his usual courteous manner. The lady proceeded to state that she had a considerable fortune, but that, from some unaccountable reason, she had been unable to find a husband to her liking. She ended by asking: “Now, don’t you think you could find me a good party, sir?” “Ah, yes, madam!” said the agent, very politely. “There’s no telling; there may be a blind man in at any moment. ” Pick-Me-Up.