Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 43, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 November 1890 — Page 7

WHAT CURES?

Editorial Difference of Opinion on an Tmportant Subject. What Is the force that ousts disease? and which is the most convenient apparatus for applying it? How far is the regular physician useful to us because we believe in him, and bow far are his pills and powders and tonics only the material representatives of his personal influence on our health? The regular doctors cure; the homoeopathic doctors cure; the Hahueniannites care; and so do the faith cures and the mind cures, and the so-called Christian scientists, and the four-dollar-and-a-balf advertising itinerants, and the patent medicine men. They all hit, and they all miss, and the great difference—cne great difference—in the result is that when the regular ductors lose a patient no one grumbles, and when the irregular doctors lose one the community stands on end and howls. Rochester Union and Advertiser. Nature cuies. but nature can be aided, hindered, or defeat ed in the curative process. And the Commercial’s contention is that It is the part of rational beings to seek and trust the advice of men of good character who havestudied the human system and learned, us far as modern science lights the way, how far they can aid Nature and how they can best avoid obstructing het.—Buffalo Commercial. It is not our purpose to consider the evils that result from employing the unscrupulous, the ignorant charlatans and quacks to prescribe for the maladies that afflict the human family. We simply declare that the physician who knows something is better than the physician who knows nothing, or very little indeed, about the structure and the conditions of the human system. Of course, “he does not know It all.”— Rochester Morning Herald. I have used Warner’s Safe Cure, and but tor Its timely use would have been, I verily believe, In my grave from what the doctors termed Bright s DLease.-D. F. Shriner, senior editor Scioto Gazette, Chillicothe, Ohio, <n a letter dated June 30, 1890.

Repairs Needed.

Mistress —Mary, what are you doing with that clock? Mary (with the servants’ bed-room clock under her arm) —Plaze, mum, Oim takin’ it to a watchmaker's. It’s all out av order, mum. Ivery morning at foive o’clock it goes all to paces, an’ makes each a racket Oi can't slape.— New York Weekly. Colliaf, nearNimes, a village of about 465 inhabitants, has just been lighted by electricity. The motive power for the 1600-lightdynamo is derived from a small waterfall. The streets are lighted by 25 lamps of 16-candle power each.

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THE FIRST LOVE.

Homer Baseford Brings Up Old Memories. Who of all the hundreds and thousands of old boys does not remember —with a sigh of regret that his youth is passed—his first love? Who of all that vast army does not remember the dimplecheeked, brown-eyed lass, or the girl with yellow, sunshiny curls and laughing face, or the fair, blue-eyed little girl—with whom he fell into his first love? Many of all tills crowd have girls of their own now, whose beaus hang on the front gate until it isn’t there any longer, just the same as we did when we were boys. My first love! Softly I breathe the words that mean so little to me. But I speak reverentially of the years that are gone, out of respect to the memory of those who went with them. The recollection of early kisses and sly hugs, stolen on the way home from “singin’, ” comes up and forces a sigh; but, withal, the thoughts of my youth can only be pleasant ones. It is not altogether clear to me now how I came to imagine myself in love with the sweet and pretty Barbara. I only know that I called her “my girl” in an off-hand manner, and all the neighbors somehow admitted that I had an undisputed right to the claim. Barbara did not wear bangs or any of the patent arrangements that go to complete feminine toilets of today. Perhaps she would have worn them had they been in vogue, but I will give the little girl the benefit of the doubt. Many months were spent in the usual love-making preliminaries before I felt it my duty to tell Barbara of my love for her. On the day I had set for making the avowal, I dressed up just after noon and set off down the road for the sweet child’s house. My costume was of linsey, and it consisted simply of shirt, coat, and trousers. The latter were of a large, roomy pattern, very much like those worn to-day by young men who follow the styles. Mine were not cut from any particular style, and they did not reach my ankles, but two little things like that did not bother me. Barbara was sitting on the style when I reached her house, and she said “goodevenin ’ ” that pretty mid-afternoon in such a pleasant way that I wanted to bite her then and there. A big shade was tied down over her head to keep the sun from dropping freckles on the rosy cheeks, while mitts of her own making encased the small hands I so longed to hold. I forgot my mission as I looked at her, and my dream was broken by some stray remark about the need of rain. But I braced up to my task, and began to collect my thoughts. How many times I changed from one foot to the other in ten minutes! How often P ran my big, brown hands into those short, roomy trousers! But I told my Barbara I loved her, and she seemed glad of it all. After that day, what moments of bliss we spent together, and what great fools we made of ourselves from that time on, until one day she gave the north neighbor’s son a bunch of field daisies; plucked by her own small hands. We quarreled then, and my first love was over. Although it was only silly child’s play, I wish I could play it over again. Such pleasures come but once in a lifetime, and blest is he who has to experience them. — Detroit Free Press.

A Letter Which Never Wont.

People who think the country is progressing at a gallop never visit the rural hamlets. I was in a- small village in New Hampshire the other week, when a woman camo into the Postoffice, which was in the back end of a general store. She had a letter in her hand marked “In haste. ” “Mr. Stubbs,” she said to the postmaster, “won’t a cent carry this letter?” “No, Mrs. Judy.” “Is postage stamps down any?” “Just the same. ” “Will you lick on tho stamp?” “Yes’m. ” “It’s a letter I've writ to my sister in Massachusetts.” “Yes’m.” “There ain't no money in it. ” “No'm. ” “It’s jest fam’ly news, you know. ” “Very well.” “Did’t know but it might git open, and so I used paste to stick it. ” “Yes’m.” “When will it go out?” “In the morning.” “And when'll she get it?” “In two days.” “Will you warrant it?” “Can't do that, Mrs, Judy.” “You can’t! Then what’s the use o’ my sending it? That’s what I told ’em when you was appointed postmaster. I says: ‘Will Jim Stubbs, who once beat my husband out of a load of hay, warrant our mail to be all wool and a yard wide, or will the colors run on us and the dye crock?’ That’s what I asked, Jiin Stubbs, and nobody has answered me yit?” “Do you wish to send your letter, Mrs. Judy?” “No! I don’t take no chances. She might git it, and then agin she moghtn't. Samuel is goin’ down that way in the spring aud he can take it hisself, and 2 cents don’t grow on every bush, Jim Stubbs!”

A Woman with a Hard Kind of Luck.

The following conversation is reported to have taken place between a minister and a widow, both of Aberdeen. The widow, who called upon the minister, seemed desirous of relieving her mind of something which oppressed her, at which the reverend gentleman, wishing to hurry matters, exclaimed: “My good woman, you see I can be of no service to you till you tell me what it is that troubles you.” “Weel, sir, I’m thinkin’ o’ gcttin’ married again.” “Oh, that is it! Let me see: that is pretty frequent, surely. How many husbands have you had?” “Weel, sir,” she replied in a tone less of sorrow than of bitterness, “this is the fourth. I’m sure there never wis a wumman sae completely tormented wi’ sic’ a set o’ deein’ men as I’ve been.” In China all the land belongs to the state, and a trifling sum per acre, never altered through long centuries, is paid as rent; this is the only tax in the country, and it amounts to but about 60 cents ; per head. Little Freddy (to the minister) —I know why you wear such a long coat Minister—Why, Freddy?" - Little Freddy—To cover up'the patches on the seat of "your trousers. A blue-black silk warp Henrietta cloth on a brilliantine are the fabrics of which to make black dresses. Wear waterproof boots in preference to arctics or rubbers. Keep your feet warm and dry.

The Cheeky Way a Barber Kept His Accounts.

A barber was re: ently arrested in Paris for badly cutting a customer. There was no question about the gash and what made it seem worse, the razor wielder said in a way he had done it purposely. After the testimony was in the Judge asked the barber if he had anything to say. “Yes, monsieur, I have. I justify the cutting on the ground that it was merely a clerical error—a slip of the pen.” “What.” cried the Judge, gasping with astonishment. “Permit me,” cohtinued the lather slapper. “For months the plaintiff has been getting shaved on trust at my establishment. I have no very convenient means of keeping accounts, so every time I shaved the gentleman I cut a little nick in his cheek in order to guide me in my charges when the long deferred day of payment came. So many nicks, of course, so many shaves.” The barber paused a moment and the whole court was on the tiptce of expectation. “But how about the clerical error?” asked the Judge. “I am coming to that, sir. It so happened that the account had already arrived at the one-hundredth nick and my hand being somewhat unused to making ciphers, the razor turned when I attempted them, with the result known.” The entire honesty and candor of the barber was so plain he was left off with a light fine. M

Foolish Martyrs.

There are martyrs and martyrs. Gome were wise in the loftiest, some are silly in the most improvident sense. The word improvident exactly applies to the latter class, since they neglect to provide against threatened danger. We commiserate, but w o cannot respect them. Among the silliest are martyrs to rheumatism, who might have prevented daily and nightly recurring torture by the early use of Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, a blood depurent'more efficient in removing the Aims of this complaint from the circulation than any thus far brought to the notice it the general community and the medical profession. It promotes greater activity of the kidneys, the channel through which blood impurities, productive of rheumatism, gout and dropsy are principally expelled, and it imparts a degree of vigor to digestion and assimilation which has a most favorable bearing on the general health. It also remedies biliousness, kidney troubles and malaria.

Foolish Consistency.

A man who is rigidly consistent admits himself to be no wiser to-day than he was yesterday. In order to keep with the times he must occasionally alter or modify his opinions. “A man will never change his mind who has no mind to change,” says Archbishop Whately, and Faraday expresses the same idea, when he charges us to remember that “In knowledge that man is only to be despised who is not in a state of transition. ” There is a medium between what a worthy old gentleman calls “whifflin’ about like a weathercock” and remaining rigidly In one rut of belief. Most of us know instances of men who cannot bring themselves to say anything which would contradict what they uttered last week or last year. A certain Irishman once declared that he had owned a hoise which was fifteen feet high. A few days after he referred to the same animal as having been fifteen hands high. “Bur,” said the listener, “you gave it the other day as fifteen feet.” “Did I, thin?" said Patrick. “Well, I’ll stick to it. He was fifteen feet high.” That was consistency in its extreme form.

State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas County. j Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is tho senior partner of the firm of F. J. Chkney&Co., doing busineßß in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the Bum ot ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every cage ot Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall’s Catabbh Cube. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this Cth day of December, A. D. 18811, ( , A. W. GLEASON, •j seal, j- Notary Public. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts directly upon the blood aud mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. O*Bold by Druggists, 75 cents.

A Praying Base-Halier.

She —I understand that, you are one of the praying base-ball players, and that you are studying for the ministry. In fact, I am told you have just been ordained. He—lt is true. f*Are yon going to take charge of a parish at once?” “Well, I don't know. I have received a call to a miss’on church at SSOO a year; also an offer from the Bostons to sign for SIO,OOO a year, and I have been wondering whether I hadn’t better devote a few years more to base-ball praying before accepting a regular pulpit.”— Street <fc Smith's Good News.

CATARRH.

Not Local, but ConstltutionaL Dr. Dio Lewis, the eminent Boston physician. in a recent magazine article says: “A radical error underlies nearly all medical treatment of catarrh. •* ♦ It is not a disease of the man's nose; it is a disease of the man showing itself in the nose—a local exhibition of a constitutional trouble.” Therefore. he argues, that the use of snuff and other local applications is wrong, and while they seem to give temporary relief, they really do more harm than good. Other leading authorities agree with Dr. Lewis. Hence, tbe only proper method cf cure for catarrh is by taking a constitutional remedy like Hood’s Sarsaparilla, which, reaching every part of the body through the blood, does eliminate all impurities and makes the whole man healthier. It removes the cause ot the trouble and restores the diseased membrane to proper ixinditlon. That this is the practical result is proven by thousands of people who have been cured of catarrh by taking Hood’s Sarsaparilla.

An Obliging Postmaster.

It’s an obliging world sure enough. A New York woman mallei a letter to Baltimore. It had a paper pocket sewed on the outside of the enve’ope with white thread. On the pocket was a message to the Postmaster that it contained 10 cents and that the writer desired the postal authorities to buy a special delivery stamp for the letter and deliver it as soon as it reached here. The injunction was obeyed and the letter promptly forwarded.— Baltimore Sun. Water is somewhat purified, or rather cleansed, in freezing, but hard, clear ice contains visible suspended impurities, and more that are invisible. Snow ice is very apt to be unclean, and the only safe way is to keep food and water away from direct contact with ice, unless it be artificially made from distilled water, a recent process that premises to become very popular.— Dr. Foote 1 * Health Monthly. A potato party is a new pastime that marks the waning of originality atsummer resorts .The participants try to see who is most expert in picking up a Hrie of potatoes with a teaspoon.

A Pleasing Sense

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He Had Been Wasting Valuable Time.

“I hope, Mary,” he said, gently, “the suddenness and intensity of my love will not. come upon you like a shock, Possibly,” he continued, still more gently, and taking her hand with respectful tenderness, “you aie not prepared for this avowal. The language of passion may be new to you. Am I the first man, my dear, timid little girl, to address you in this way?” “No, Horace,” she replied, “I have never spoken of my past life, because there are portions of it full of pain and sadness. But I was beloved once by as good a man as the sun ever shone upon. < He is dead now, but during the short year of our married life ” “You are a widow, then, Mary?” “Yes, Horace. I—why, Horace, dear!” For the young man had strained her to his heart with a force that took her breath away. Ho had been wasting valuable time.

Ask Your Friends About It.

Your distressing cough can be cured. We know it, because Kemp’s Balsam within the past few years has cured so many coughs and colds In this community. Its remarkable sale has been won entirely by Its genuine merit. Ask some friend who has used it what he thinks of Kemp's Balsam. There Is no medicine so pure, none so effective. Large bottles 50c and $1 at all druggist**. Sample bottle free. “What kept you so late this morning?” asked a school teacher of a pupil, and he briefly but truthfully answered “Chestnuts,” as his tarnished fingers attested. Do your clothes last as they used to? If not, you must be using a soap or washingpowder that rots thorn, Try the good oldfashioned Dobbins' Electric Soap, perfectly pure to-day as In 1865. To make paper stick to a wall that has been whitewashed, wash in vinegar or saleratus water. “The humble receive advantage, the ssltsuffioient suffer loss.” If you will listen to advice, it w.ll pa.y you to use SAPOLIO. Try a cake in your next house-cleaning. Shop-keepers study to please, but there are lots of boys and girls whom it doesn’t please to study. There never was a remedy that gave so good satisfaction always as Dr. Bull's Worm Destroyers. Physicians recommend them. Quakers rarely treat, though Penn set them the example by treating with the Indian's. Beecham’s Pills act like magic on a Weak Stomach. Worry Is a bleacher who is forever making your hair white.— Texas Sis tinys. No Opium in Piso’s Cnro for Consumption. Cures where other remedies fall. 25c.

That Tickling In your throat irises from catarrh, and as catarrh is a constitutional disease, the ordinary cough medicines all fall to hit the spot. What you need is a constitutional remedy like Hood’s Sarsaparilla, which, by buildinir up lhe general health, and expelling the scrofulous taint whioh Is the cause of catarrh and consumption, has restored to perfect health manv persons on whom these diseases B'S-n to have a firm hold. Many unsolicited testimonials prove beyond Question that Hood's Sarsaparilla docs positively cure catarrh. Hood’s Sarsaparilla fold by all druggists. *1: six for *5. Prepared only by C. 1. HOOD * CO., Lowell, Maas, too Doses One Dollar

lIIH 1 mMI relieves instantly. BKOTHERB, 66 Warren BL, New York. Price 50 eta.WCl Best Cough Medicine. Recommended by Physicians. Cures where all else fails. Pleasant and agreeable to the Rfl taste. Children take it without objection. By druggists. "He ha.d sma.ll skill o’horse flesh who boughk&goose ho ride on’.’BoribhKke ordinary soaps . IS SAPO LI O » —Try c&ke ofitaand be convinced.« accom pLh satisfactory VZ v Nil 111 VSi OVdL M results in scouring and cleaning, and necessitates a great outlay of time and labor, which more than balances any saving in cost. Practical people will find SAPOLIO the best and cheapest soap for house-cleaning and scouring.

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1 ’ lx W 1I 11 i Vj I I MUSICAL. There seems to bo little going on in musical circles of late, but there is much talk, among musical people, of the marvelous cure of Miss B , the high contralto singer, who has long suffered from a severe throat or bronchial affection, superinduced by Catarrh in the Head, and who has been perfectly cured by the use of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy, coupled with the use of Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. For all bronchial, throat and lunjj affections, and lingering coughs, it is an unequalcd remedy. When complicated with Chronic Nasal Catarrh, its use should be coupled with the use of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. Of all druggists. There may be other good Cough Remedies, but there is no other that will cure a Cough as quickly and effectually as Dr. White’s Pulmonaria. This great remedy has cured thousands of hopeless cases oi consumption, and brought joy and sunshine to many a home. It has cured others, why not you? It is entirely harmless, and pleasant to take, and larger bottles for the price than any other, and every bottle warranted. (P/» az A MONTH Q Bright Young Men or AThjb Ladles In each County. (JVFCF P. W. ZIEGLER & CO., St. Louis, Mo. lllAif rn-MKN TO TRAVEL Wo pay SSO UURIIILU to 18 LOO * month and expenses. Adil dress Stone & Wellington, Madlaou, Wi*. PATENTS ■ JI I bill I W jterscnd’orcircular. MENTION THIS PAPER w**n to Asninau. STEREOPTICONS CH, ff co ’ MAGIC LANTERNS. mU mall. For sale l)y qllarugglsui or at office. For circa. Jara and testimonials address, with alanine. Dr. 0. W. F. SNYDER, 243 SUte St., Chicago. JW” Ask your Druggist to order It for you. MENTION I'HIH PAI'KK «««, waiTl.w T.. ®/jOMEB\ / OF \ BINGHAMTON w* N. Y. a / rue f

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MvllicaW, 8d and Spring flta., Quincy, 111. H PATIENTS TREATED BY MAIL. , No utarving, no Inconrenlenoo, hat-mien and no bad •ffnt«. Strictly confidential. For circulars and tastir monlals address with 80. in stamps. DR. O. W. F. BNYDER, 243 Btatc «t. Chioaqo. a ihifl FAfltK wsrrtws w» -VASELINEFOR A ONE-DOLLAR HILL sent us by mill we will deliver, free of all charges, to any person in the United Htates, all of the following articles, carefully packed: One two-ounce bott'e of Pure Vaseline 10 ot*. One two-ounce bottle ot Vaseline Pomade.... 15 • One jar ot Vnaell' e Cold Cream 15 - One cake of Vaaellno Camphor 1ce...,10 • One cake of Vaseline flosp, unscentedlo " Onrokkeof Vaselincfloap.exqiiißitely scented 2* - One two-ounce bottle of White Vaseline 25 • »LW ’ Or, for pontage etampe, any iHngle article al the price named. On no account be persuaded to accept,from pour druggiet any Vaseline or preparation therefrom unlese labeled wlia our name, because you will certainly receive an imitation which hoe little or no value. , Che.ebrough Mfg. Co., 24 State St.. N. T. OFLAT E M FCJ ’ EPPS S COCOA BREAKFAST. "By a thorough knowledge of the natural law* which govern the operations of digestion and nutrition, and by a careful applic atlon of the floe properties of weli-selected Cocoa, Mr. Epp* has provided our breakfast tables with a delicately flavoured beverage which may save u* many heavy doctors’ bill*. It la by the JudlolooK use of such articles of diet that aoonailtutlon may bo gr dually built upuntly strong enough co resist every tendency to disease.Hundreds of subtle maladies are floating around us ready to attack wherever there is a weak point. We may escape many a fatal shaft by keeping our-, selves well fortlfled with pure blood and a properly nourished frame.’’— u OivU Servioe aamtte. ,r Made simply with boiling water or milk. Fold only in half-pound tins, oy Grocer., labelled thus: JAMES EPPS de CO., Homoeopathic Chemist*/ I-OHDOK, EMULAXD. IF YOU WISH III-,. ---.. WOOD /ootm "'wrcc/Sl . REVOLVER I nurchoao one of the oele- IKntX—M • a&nk I crated SMITH A WESSON ) arms. The finest small arms U over manufactured and the \\ JJ )) W) first choice of all experts. nAi Manufactured in calibres 32,38 and 44-100. flin- fflM] glc-or double action, Safety Ham merles* and Target models. Constructed entirely of best dualIty wrought steel, carefully inspected for workmanship and stock, they are unrivaled for flnl.br durability nnd ticcurncy. De not bo deceived by cheap malleable cast-iron imitation* which are often sold for the genuine article and are not but dangerous. The SMITH It WESSON Revolvers *re all stamped upon the barrels with firm’s name, address and dates of patents and are guaranteed perfect in every detail. Insist upon having the genuine article, and if your dealer cannot supply you an order Bent to address below will receive prompt and careful attention. Descriptive catalogue and prices furnished upon application. SMITH & WESSON, W-Mention this paper. Hpringfleld, Mas*. «I prescribe »nd fully en>ree Big <J as tbe only teciflc for tbe certain cur* ’ this disease. „ , .H.INGRAHAM.M. O, Amsterdam, N. Y. We have sold Big G f or rnny years, and it ba* given the best of sail*faction. D.B.DYCHE4CO.. I Chicago, HL--1.00. Sold by Druggint*. 0. V. U, No. 46-90 , ’W’HEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS,, VT please say you saw the advertisement “ in this paper.