Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 41, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 November 1890 — IH 1492. [ARTICLE]

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Male aborigine (charging into the hut) —lt’s come at last, Hiyila! We are discovered! Christopher Columbus has just landed! Female aborigine (triumphantly) There! I told you so, Howow. You remember this morning when you dropped your stabber and it stuck in the floor, I told you it was a sign we would have visitors to-day. Now, for goodness’ sake, tie a string around your waist or Columbus will think you are a savage! Is my hat on straight?— New Y6rk World.