Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 41, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 November 1890 — Page 7

PECULIAR INFATUATION.

Different Methods of Following the Injunction “Love Ono Another.” Do men ever fall in love with each other? Women da Not long ago a young woman tn New Jersey was married to a youthful laborer on her father’s farm. Sometime afterward it was discovered that the husband was a female; the young wife refused, however, though earnestly entreated by her friends, to give up her chosen consort. The strangest part of the discovery was the fact that the bride knew her husband was a woman before she was led to the altar. If men do not exhibit this strange infatuation for one of their own sex,'they at least oftentimes give evidence of the fact that they love one another. There are many Instances on record where one man has given his life for another. There are many more instances where men have given life to another. It is a proud possession—the knowledge that one has saved a precious human life. Meriden, Conn., is the home of such a happy man. John H. Preston, of that city. July 11, 1890, writes: “Five years ago I was taken very sick. I had several of the best doctors, and one and all called it a complication of diseases. I was sick four years, taking prescriptions prescribed by these same doctors, and I truthfully stale I never expected to get any better. At this time, I commenced to have the most terrible pains in my back. One day an old friend of mine, Mr. R. T. Cook, of the firm of Curl is & Cook, advised me to try Warner’s Safe Cure, as he had been troubled the same way and it had effected a cure for him. I bought six bottles. took the medicine as directed, and am to-day a well man. lam sure no one ever had a worse case of kidney and liver trouble than I had. Before this I was always against proprietary medicines, but not now, Oh, no.” Friendship expresses itself in very peculiar ways sometimes; but the true friend i* the friend in need.

Money Slang.

“The needful,” “the wherewithal,” “the actual,” “the boodle,” “the stuff,” “blunt,” “tin,” “Kudos,” “ooftish,” “the oof bird,” “brass,” “chips,” “boodle,” “shekels, ” “simoleons, ” “dust, ” “stamps, ” “dollars,” “chink,” “brass,” or “palm oil”—which last is such obviously appropriate name for it that “shin-plaster” seems feeble by comparison. It is all money, however, and therefore the root of some, if not all, of the evil in the world.— Plck-Mc-Up. Mary E. Venus, Mary F. Seymour, Mary E. Ryan, Henrietta Schwartz, and about thirty-three other women are commissioners of degrees and notaries of the public. The easiest way to get along in this world is to forget yourself in helping other people.

—, > ? (?J I'\ / c Id-to KT a* 11 Why does this man stare so ? He is simply listening to the marvelous cures effected by Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. The following case illustrates: February 14th, 1890. World’s Dispensary Medical Association. Buffalo, N. Y.: Gentlemen—A remarkable case has occurred in our territory. J. N. Berry, a man about thirty yean of are, was going down rapidly. Be tried physicfan after physician, patent medicines, home receipts—in fact, everything. Be went to a noted sanitarium and returned no better. Wc all thought he was flying with consumption, and only a few weeks of life were left for him. - He commenced “Golden Jfedical Discovery,” and at the same time commenced to mend. He has used about two dozen bottles, and is still using it. He has gained in weight, color and strength, and is able to do light work. It is just such a case as we should have listened to rather suspiciously, but when we see it we must believe it. It has trebled our sales of “Golden Medical Discovery.” JOHN HACKETT k SON, Druggists, Roanoke, Ind. In all bronchial, throat and lung affections, lingering coughs, spitting of blood, weak lungs and kindred ailments, the “Discovery” effects the most marvelous cures.

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Stopping the Press.

I was sitting in the office of a Kentucky weekly paper, and the editor had just furnished proof of the fact that he was editor, drinter, compositor, pressman, and the mail boy, when a shockheaded lad came in to say: “Mr. Daggers, he ’uns’s waitin’ down thar fur you!” “Who’s a-waitin’?” “Kurnel Brill. ” “What’s he ’un want?” “Ter shute, I reckon. ” “Go’n tell he *un to wait till next week; I’m too busy. ” When the boy had gone the editor turned to me with: “You kin see fur yourself what’s a holdin’ me down. That Kurnel Brill is no gentleman, or he wouldn’t put in when he knows I’m rnshed. ” The boy came back a moment later to say: “He ’un can’t wait. ” “Why?” “Says he cum in ter shute, an’ has got to shute, an’ he will shute. ” “Dod rot sech a man! I reckon I’ll hev to go down. Didn’t t like my leader last week, and wants ter shute. He ’un’s no gentleman, no gentleman. I’ll be back in a few minits, stranger.” I sat there in the office and heard the reports of pistols, and I looked out of the window and saw a crowd, and ten minutes later the editor came in with his right ear split by a bullet, and somewhat petulantly remarked: “And now thar’ll be a Coroner’s inquest, and I’ll hev to lose at least half a day! If the Kurnel wanted to pop at me, why couldn’t he ’un hev waited till some tramp printer cum along to ease me off a bit? He was no gentleman—no gentleman. ” —Kern York Sun.

In Many Forms

Scrofula taints the blood of almost every one, and it is the cause of much of our health. If it attacks the breathing organs, the issue is consumption; if the digestive apparatus, the issue is dyspepsia and debility; if the muscles, the issue is rheumatism; if the nerves, the issue is paralysis; if the glandular system, the issue is in bolls and other superficial exhibitions of corruption. It is a mistake to characterize it as unseen. What festers your skin on every little abrasion? Scrofula. What gives that hack to your cough on exposure to the slightest damp and cold? Scrofula. What makes your food an oppression? Scrofula. What racks and twists the bones and sinews as you grow old? Scrofula. It operates by withholding nutrition and defeating all efforts toward nourishment, life becomes a burden, and the victim knows not the blessings and happiness of health. It is your duty to yourself, your family, and your race to manfully oppose and dislodge this demon. How? We can only say that others who were afflicted as you are have found relief and cure in a moderate use of Hood’s Sarsaparilla, that compound in which the skill of the modern pharmacist and the science of the most advanced medical knowledge unite for the benefit of suffering humanity.

Flogging and Literature,

Toward the beginning of the eighteenth century the literary standard of the French Academy fell to a low level. According to a critic in the Nineteenth Century, a poetaster, Moncrif by name, more famous for his dancing and singing than for his verse, was recommended for election, though the only work he had produced was a mock history of cats. His reception was marked by an incident which might seem more appropriate to an assembly of undergraduates than to that of the intellectual luminaries of France. While he was delivering his reception speech, some wag liberated a cat in the hall, which naturally began to miaow with terror, at which the audience burst into loud laughter and miaowed in unison. Horse-whipping appears to have been the method specially chosen, even by princes and noblemen, to remind men of letters of their social inequality. On meeting Dancourt, a poet and actor, at supper, the Comte de Livry warned him: “Beware, my dear sir; if you show more wit than I do before the end of this repast, I shall give you a hundred strokes with my cane. ” When Rousseau said that men of letters should take vows of poverty, liberty and truth, tho Government was so incensed against him that the King exclaimed that he would do well to have Rousseau sent to Bicetre. “It would serve him right,” added the Comte de (Vermont, “if he received a good thrashing.”

The Chinese as Farmers.

A year ago I sold for a friend in San Francisco a lot of land in a then unbuilt western suburb. A Chinaman had been using it as a garden. The land was sandy and had not more than 390 by 250 feet surface. The Chinaman, therefore, had the full use of but about two and one-half acres. For this speck of ground he regularly paid $75 a month, and he lived on it with an assistant. He used the land to grow vegetables, which he sold to Chinamen to be peddled through the city. Despite the high rent, he was making money. The Rev. Mr. Vrooman, now Chinese interpreter in the California courts, who was for twenty-five years a missionary at Canton, and was subsequently among the Chinese in Melbourne, informed me that he knew of two Chinese in the latter place who made a living for themselves and a horse from a quarter of an acre of land. In addition to thus supporting themselves and the horse, they each sent SSO yearly to their relatives at home. Chinese now rent at least 50,000 acres of fruit and bottom lands within a radius of 100 miles of San Francisco, for which they pay from four to ten times what a white lessee could afford to pay for the same. Land in their hands is farmed in earnest, and with them its richness increases rather than decreases.— Thomas Magee, in the Forum. The first university degrees ever conferred on women came from Oberlin College in 1841, the recipients being Mary Caroline Rudd, Mary Hosford and Elizabeth Frail. The Chinese say. “When the wind blows your Are, it’s useless to tire yourself.” About halt of your toil can be avoided bv the use ot BAI-OLIO. 7 No use to recommend an Indian mixture for bringing out the hair to a man who has once been scalped. A father lovss his child. A mother worshipsit Both decide the child should occasionally be given Dr. Bull’s Worm Destroyers. To the paragrapher: Be sure you’re bright, then go ahead.— Whiteside Herald. Beecham’s Pills cure Bilious and Nervous ills. Spiritual manifestations cannet stand the ordeal of a spirit lamp. The best cough medicine is Plso’s Cure for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 25c.

Where Pocahontas Was Married.

The ruinous tower, which is now all that remains of the city of Jamestown, .Va., is built upon the site of the church whiph Lord -Delaware found already erected and “kept passing sweete and trimmed with divers flowers” when he arrived in 1620 with succor for the perishing colonists. They had just abandoned the spot so fatal to them and were about to give up the enterprise altogether. They had perished from disease, starvation, and at the hands of the savages. It is related that when “the stock of oyle, vinegar, sack, and aqua vitae was well nigh spent a little sack was kept for the communion table.” At this church the first legislative body assembled. Also in this church the Princess Pocahontas was baptized, and before its altar she stammered forth in her imperfect English the vows that bound her to John Rolfe.

A Disease Unaccountably Prevalent.

The prevalence of ailment* attributable to miasmatic poison in the air that people breathe, and the water they drink, is well nigh unaccountable. Not alone in pestilential swamps. badly drained suburban districts, and marshes exposed to the sun’s rays by the receding tide, is this scourge of humanity found. Eveu .in cities, healthfully located, skillfully sewered, well looked after in every respect in a sanitary way, we find malaria, .presence is often inexplicable, but its attacks are always preventable. The protector is Hostetter's Stomach Bitter*. The eradicator bears the same name—a name known to thousands throughout our broad land and elsewhere-as a synonym of relief, prevention, and cure of the insidious disorders in its abominable phases—chills and fever, bilioul remittent, dumb ague and ague cake, a* well as others. Nor is the Bitters less effective for indigestion, kidney complaint, biliousness, and rheumatism.

IH 1492.

Male aborigine (charging into the hut) —lt’s come at last, Hiyila! We are discovered! Christopher Columbus has just landed! Female aborigine (triumphantly) There! I told you so, Howow. You remember this morning when you dropped your stabber and it stuck in the floor, I told you it was a sign we would have visitors to-day. Now, for goodness’ sake, tie a string around your waist or Columbus will think you are a savage! Is my hat on straight?— New Y6rk World.

How’s This?

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Too Much Excitement.

Mrs. Fletcher —You, Sam, don’t for to go an’ make any noise ’round dese air premises; yo’ poor ole fader’s sick in bed wid dat nervousnous prostrations. Sam—What fetched it on, mudder? Mrs. Fletcher—He done gone and lose twenty-five cents on dem races to-dtiy.— The Epoch. Ir you wish to do the easiest and quickest week’s washing you ever did, try Dobbins’ Electric Soap next washday. Follow the directions. Ask your grocer for it. Been on the maiket 24 years. Tuke no other. The mother of Marie Bashkirtseff, whose grief is morbid, spends much of her time in the cemetery of Passy, near the entrance of which she has placed the monument erected to her memory.

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She Looks Thom.

Tradesman You were looking for something for your wife. Yes—ah—um —here is a very pretty ornament for the hair. Very stylish. It is, you see, an Oriental dagger. Boothby—Thank you. My wife has all of them she needs. Tradesman—Ah, yes, I see. How will this pair of blue spectacles suit?

Commenuadie.

All claims not consistent with the high •haracter of Syrup of Figs are purposely avoided by the. Cal. Fig Syrup Company. It acts gently on the kidneys, liver and bowels, cleansing the system effectually, but it is not a cure-all and makes no pretensions that every bottle will not substantiate.

Infallible Weather Sign.

“Say, Doubleup,” said Engleman, looking up from his paper, “here's a meteorologist who says the severest storms always begin about midnight” “He’s right That is about the time I frequently reach home and find my wife awake. ” — Norristown Herald.

Hold It to the Light.

The man who tells you confidentially just what will cure your cold is prescribing Kemp's Balsam this year. In the preparation of this remarkable medicine for coughs and colds no expense is spared to combine only the best and purest ingredients. Hold a bottle of Kemp's Balsam to the light and look through it; notice the bright, clear look; then compare with other remedies. Large bottles 50c and SI. Sample bottles free aLftU druggists'. NEtCgros grains are ready for adoption. The weave is about like the old silk, but the material having less dressing is as pliable as the India stuff.

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