Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 October 1890 — Papa’s Wedding Present. [ARTICLE]

Papa’s Wedding Present.

After the wedding: He—What are you crying for, love ? She—Over papa’s wedding present —boo-hoo. He—Why, what’s the matter wilh it? She—lt’s nothing but a receipted bill for the gas we used uu during our courtship,— Burlington Free Ires*.