Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 39, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 October 1890 — Slightly Inconsistent. [ARTICLE]

Slightly Inconsistent.

Farmer (on the banks of the Missouri) —Darn it all, the river has washed away my best patch of wheat! It’s without exception the dirtiest, snaggiest, and meanest stream on the earth! Same farmer (on a visit to New York) —Yes, siree. I live right on the banks of tho noble Missouri! It's without exception the grandest and most magnificent earth on earth! — Epoch. w« will give SIOO reward Mr any case of catarrh that cannot be cared with Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Taken internally. F. J. CHENEY ft CO., Props., Toledo, a The tramps who gather around the old Tweed Fountain in City Hall Park at daybreak every morning lave their swollen feet and bloated faces alike In tho basin with scornful indifference to social conventionalities. Why not sa re your clothes by using ths best, purest. most economical soap, Dobbins’ Eleotrlc. Made ever since 1884. Try it once you will use it alicays. Your grocer keeps it Look for tho name. Dobbins. Children are like troubles; a man never knows how many of them he is going to have. —Atchison Globe. “One year borrows another year's fool.* You didn't use SAPOLIO lust year? Per* haps you will not this year. Be wise and try it in your house-cleaning.