Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 October 1890 — The Difference. [ARTICLE]

The Difference.

Mr. Chugwater (explaining matters to visitors) —My wife is generally well, but she is suffering to-day from rheumatism, influenza, toothache, a sore thumb and an inflamed eye. In her case it never rains but it pours. .Mrs. Chugwater (explaining matters also) —I don’t make any fuss about it, though. I am not like my husband. He never pains but he roars.