Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 September 1890 — A Sate Skipper. [ARTICLE]

A Sate Skipper.

Old lady (at Tampa Bay)—My daughters want to go sailing. Can you swim? Yacht skipper—No, mum. Old lady—My goodness! What could you do if anything should happen? Yacht skipper—Please, mum, wen the man wot does the sailin’ can t swim, he’s mighty kereful not to let anything happen.— Good News. . The visit of the German Emperor to Copenhagen and Christiana is said to have revived the old idea of a great Scandinavian empire, to embrace Sweden, Norway, Denmark, and the former Swedish provinces of Finland. This is thought to be the reason of the Czar’s change of plan and decision not to visit Copenhagen. Perhaps, also, it is from expectation of such an effort that the Czar has suddenly begun a more decided Russianizing of. Finland. DR. L. L. GORSUCH, Toledo, O .eaya: •! have practiced medicine for forty years ; have never seen a prei aration that I could prescribe w ith so much confidence of success as 1 eon Hall's Catarrh Cure." Sold by Druggist!, 75c. Miss Anna Paton, of Port Huron, wanted to get a passport'to go homo to S -otland for a visit. Mr. Elaine said ho couldn’t give her one, as she was not a citizen of his. The lady went thereupon before a Circuit Judge, renounced allegiance to everything save Uncle Sam, and was made a full and complete citizen. She will now write Mr. Blaine. Children who came to this country before they were eighteen years old, without their parents, can take out full papers on becoming of age. Seven hundred and fifty dollars is the price of the suite of rooms on the City of New York occupied by Mrs. Robert T. Lincoln and two daughters on their homeward journey from Europe. No soap has ever been imitated as much as Dobbins’ Electric Soup. The market is full of Imitations. Be careful that you are not deceived. “J. B. Dobbins. Philadelphia and New York." is stamped on every bar. If the boys do not kiss the misses, then the girls will miss the kisses. — Binghamton Leader. Eleven children out of twelve need Dr. Bull’s Worm Destroveis occasionally. These dainty little candies are always safe and sure. There is no class of people who die faster than those who live fast. Beecham’s Pili<s act lik» magic on a Weak btomach. A check drawn upon tne bank of Hope is Seldom honored.