Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 September 1890 — Quite Likely. [ARTICLE]

Quite Likely.

Symkins Don’t you think, Mrs. Snobkins, that I tried to kiss my wife at the kitchen door to-night, as I was leaving, and Mrs. Snobkins—Of course she did not object. Symkins—Object ? I should say she did! She said that she didn’t want people to be mistaking her for the hired girL— Went Shore. The time may come when politics will mean all that is noble and good; when a small boy will break an apple in two and give his little sister the bigger half; when a tramp will work and a stray dog won’t bite; but the day will never dawn when a fly can tickle a drowsy man’s nose without making him