Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 August 1890 — Some Mistake. [ARTICLE]

Some Mistake.

Sharpwit—l have a neighbor whom I want to drive out, so I eau get his property cheap. I have tried keeping chickens, dogs, and parrots, but without success. A neighbor of yours, however, tells me you have a pet which he will warrant to clear a neighborhood of inhabitants in less than no time, but 1 forgot to ask what it was. Have you any particularly noisy parrots or anvthing of that kind? * Suburban Woman—lndeed, I haven’t anything at all except a little kitten. There must he some mistake. Jane I Jane! Tne baby has waked up. Go to him quick." —Good Neivs.