Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 July 1890 — A Difficult Problem. [ARTICLE]

A Difficult Problem.

“Aw. my dear fellah,” he said, as they met in Union Square, “but I was just wondering about you.” “What was it, Chawlie?” * “Are yon go ns: down by the sea thie — aw—this season?” “Quitesuab, ole boy.” “As a waitah or as a millionaire?” “Th it’s the stumper, Chawlie. If Igo ai a waitah the gurls of the bouse get mashed on me, and, my usefulness as a waitah is impaired. If Igdas a millionaire the guests— hw— the guests bore me with thtir attentions and m»ke rare weary —aw.” “Same heah, Gnwge—skme heah. And since a mosquito bit me oq the neck last Cbuesday I’ve been wondering if li’e is worth tbe li vine. Run along, Gawge.” “See yon by-by, Chawlie." J. A. JOHNSON, Medina, N_ Y.., -flay*.: ‘'Hall's Catarrh Cure cure! me." Soldby Xir.ugaiflta, 75c.