Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 June 1890 — Free Trade Versus Protection. [ARTICLE]

Free Trade Versus Protection.

Uncle Zeh, an ardent free-trader and cross-roads statesman, was denouncing protection with all the arguments he could muster. “I’ll bet. Uncle Zeb." interrupted one of the crowd, “that you are a protectionist, after all.” “I'll bet I ain’t,” shouted the old man. warmly. “Come. now. How am I a protectionist?” “Why. you protect your system from spring and summer complaints oy taking Ayer’s Sarsaparilla.” When the laugh subsi ’ed. Uncle Zeb replied. with a grin. “Well, yes; I’ll allow that, to that extent I am a protectionist, because I believe Ayer's Sarsaparilla is the best blood medicine ever made, not only for spring but (91- all seasons.” A little white-bearded man named Widdows, now a clerk in tbe Treasury Department, was one of Patti’s first managers. Widdows is a noted chimeringer. He paid the thirteen-year-old child, who was destined to become a world-renowned diva, $ JOO a week for s nging in a concert troupe with which he toured the country. Six Novels Free, will be sent by Cragiti & 1 0.. Philada., Pn. t to uny one in the U. S. or Canada, postage paid, upon receipt of 25 Dobbins’ Electric Soap wrappers. See list of novel's on circulars around each bur. Soap for sale by all grocers. Twain might easily establish a rifle corps at home; all his male servants are Mark’s men.— Texas Siftings. When you think your children have worms ask your druggist for Dr. Bull’s Worm Destroyers and do not take any other. Tney taste good and are always sure. Reobet not yester Jay, despise not today, depend not on to-morrow. No Opium in Cure for Consumption. Cures where other remedies fait 25c. A pocket mirror fi ee to smokers of “Tan-sih’-s Punch” sc. Cigar.