Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 May 1890 — Page 7

If Tour Liver Reminds You

Of Its existence by dull pain or sharp twinges in the right side, or beneath the dexter shoul-der-blade, accept the reminder as a warning, and regulate the organ without loss of time, by the use of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. The above symptoms aro usually accompanied by yellowness of the skin, constipartion, furred tongue, disorder of the stomach, sick headache and morning nausea. But a reform is promptly instituted by the Bitters, the best possible substitute for calomel, blue pill, and other superpotent and hurtful drugs erroneously designated aswfliiedits for biliousness. Appetite and digestion are restored, and the bowels resume activity, when an impetus is given io the functions of health by ibis sterling anti-bilions medicine, which also has the effect of enriching and purifying the circulation, and fortifying the system against malarial infection in air onwater. ' It is also highly beneficial for rheumatism, kidney and bladder troubles.

A Mistake.

Young Lawyer—You’ve made a mistake in this sign you painted forme. Painter —How so? Lawyer—You’ve g">t it, “Blackstone Brief, Law Office.” You ought to have painted it “Law Offices,” plural, you know. Painter —But you have onlv one room. Lawyer—That is very true, but it would never do to let the public know. And by the way, Mr. Painter, I shall not be able to pay you till week after next, —Yankee Blade. HALL’S CATARRH CURE fs a liquid and la taken internally, and acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free. Sold by Druggists, 750. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. The ice crop of Maine this season amounts to 2,200,000 tons.

Don’t Get Caught Tliis Spring, as you may have been before, with your blood fnll of impurities, your digestion impaired, appetite poor, kidneys and liver torpid, and w r hole system liable to be prostrated by disease—but get yourself into good condition, and ready for the changing and wanner weather, by taking Hood’s Sarsaparilla. It stand.-v unequaled for purifying the blood, giving an appetite, and for a regulating and general spring medicine. Be sure to get Hood’s Sarsaparilla. “For live years I iva=t sick every spring, but last year began in February to take Hood’s Sarsaparilla. I used five bottles and have not seen a sick day since.” G. W. Sloan, Milton, Mass. “My son was afflicted with the worst tire of scrofula, and on the recommendation of my druggist I gave him Hood’s Sarsaparilla. To day he is sound mid well, notwithstanding it was said there was not enough medicine in Illinois to effect a cure.” J. Christian, Illiopolis, 111. N. B. Be sure to get Hood’s Sarsaparilla Bold by all druggists. $1; six for $5. Prepared only ay O. I. HOOD A CO., Lowell, Mass. IOO Doses One Dollar If m IftjkO MCN wanted to learti telegrapliv. SitVI 81 111 in men nations furnished on railroads. I UUllOAddr’s yalentine*’ NcAool.Janesville.Wm. |W% ja TrRITO F. A. LEHMANN, M ila I |"|\l § Washington, I>. C. I ■ wm IV ■ s3rßeud for circular. MENTIdN THIS PAPER warn vurni to urunuu. ——m—i i ii ■ To cure Biliousness. Sick Headache, Constipation, Malaria. Liver Complaints, take the safe ' and certain remedy, SMITH’S BILE BEANS TTse the SMALL SIZE (40 little beans to the bot* tie). They aro the most convenient: suit all ages. Price of either size, 25 cento per bottle. ItlfiSINC ttt 1' 17* 7° : Photo-gravure, ■UOOIIiU panel size of this picture for 4 cents (coppers or stamps). J. F. SMITH * CO.. Makers of ’’Bile Beans. ’ ’ St. Louis, Ha I took Cold, | I took Sick, I TOOK ( SCOTT’S mmm result: I take My Meals, I take My Rest, j ( AND I AM VIGOROUS ENOUGH TO TAKE ( l ANYTHING I CAN LAY MY HANDS ON ; I ) getting fat too, for Scott’s | ( Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver Oil < 5 andHypophosphitesofLimeand j ? Soda not only cured my Incip- I ( ient Consumption but built j ! FLESH ON IMY BONES I lAT THE RATE OF A POUND A DAY. I j j TAKE IT JUST AS EASILY AS I DO MILK.” f I SUCH TESTIMONY IS NOTHING NEW. j SCOTT’S EMULSION IS DOING WONDERS j / daily. Take no othf,r. i C^??f)rTERH^ v Instantly Stop Pain WMppKPk RADWaX A 00* jlKf Wfc

The Oldest Will on Record.

The discovery of the earliest known will is an event which possesses an interest for others besides lawyers; and theie seems no reason to question either the authenticity or antiqnity of the. unique document which Mr. Flinders Petrie has unearthed at Kannn, Egypt, or, as the town was known forty-five hundred years .ago, Allahun. The document is 60 curionsly modern in form that it might almost be granted probate to-d»y. But in any case it may be assumed that it marks one of the earliest epochs of legal history, and curiously illustrates the continuity of legal methods. It is needless to estimate the value socially, legally and historically of a will that dates back to patriarchal times. It consists of a settlement made by one Sekhenren in the year 44, second month of Pert, day 19—that is, it is estimated, the 44th of Amenemhat 111., or 2550 B. €.— Golden Days. Fiftkek contestants clad for the fray, Armed with good steel aud in ba.tle array— Striving for lucre, as biave knights of old Strove lor their honors and int dais of gold. Driving each shining pen over the paper ; Seeking to sound, as tne most proper caper, The praises of remedies known the world over— Froth Baris to Calais, from Calais to Dover; But each knight vainly strives— language falls in description Of the maniioid virtues of “Favorite Prescription.” When ill or depressed with t int "drag-ging-down” feeling consequent upon Weakness. suffering from headache, weak or lame buck, and the many Ills common to the weaker sex. take Dr. Pierce’s Prescription, which is guaranteed to give satisfaction or price (*>l) returned. See printed guarantee on bottle-wrapper. Dr. Pierce’s Pellets— gently laxative or actively cathartic, according to dose. 25 cents.

How Mark Twain Was Discharged.

From Virginia City, Mark Twain drifted, as a matter of course, says William M. Clemens in the Boston Transcript, to San Francisco—the harbor of all adventurers on the const. He was in a chronic state of impecuniosity when he arrived at the Golden Gate. He had furnished sofne correspondence to the Morning Call from Nevada, and -to the office of that newspaper he immediately betook himself. He wanted work and money. He wore a ragged felt hat, a soldier’s blue overcoat and pantaloons whioh had foriped a passing acquaintance with the tops of his boots. George Barnes, who was at that time the editor of the Call, told him to.come to work the next d y, and gave him an order on the business office for money enough to mike himself look respectable. The nejt dffY Twain took possession of his aud fax six weary months Barnes tried to get some work out of him. At the end of that time, in his goodnatured way, he tried to let Markdown and out easily and politely, by saying to him; “Mark, don’t you think you are wasting your time and talents in doing local work?” “What do you mean?” said Mark. “Why, I think with your style and talent you could make more money writing for first-class magazines than in such work as you are doing now.” “That means that you don’t want me any more. I suppose?” and he put his feet on the desk and smiled blandly at Barnes. “Well, I think you are better fitted for that class of work.” “The fact is, you have come to the conclusion that I am not the kind of man you want.” “Well, if you will have it,” said Barnes, “you are not. You are the laziest, most sniftiesß, good-for-nothing specimen I ever saw around a newspaper offic*. I have tried for six months to get some work out of you,- and failed, and I have come to the conclusion that it is useless to keep you any longer." “Barnes.’ 1 replied Twain, in his most placid manner, “you are not as smart a man as I thought you were. You have been six months in finding that out. and I knew it the day I came to work. Give me an order on the office for thrje days’ pay, and I git. ”

He Was a Kentuckian.

A little story is told of Congressmen Caruth and McCreary, of Kentucky, illustrative of sectional peculiarities. The nativity of a business man in the mountain region, who had gone into the St ,te from Indiana a dozen years before, was questioned, McCreary holding that he was a Kentuckian and Caruth taking the opposite groands, nnd $5 was ready for the winner. few days afterward the three men met at a hotel in Frankfort, and the two statesmen told the business man they had a i et on him. “Well, what is it?” he said, good-na-turedly, at the same time taking off his overcoat and handing it 1o the colored boy, with the remark. “Becareful, Henry, and don’t let the pistol in the outside pocket knock against the bottle of whisky and break it.” Bnt neither man answered him, and C&rath quietly handed a $5 bill over to McCreary, saying: “That settles it; I’d have sworn in any court, though, that he wasn’t a Kentuckian.” The business man explained later, and then McCreary put his five with Caruth’s and they had champagne with their supper. *

A Story for Young Men.

There is a moral in the following story; it is true, and it is applicable to every position 4n the commercial, literary o'r professional world. It will apply to the most eminent lawyer and to the clerk in a corner grocery. A young St. Haul man applied to a well-known merchant in this city for the place of assistant bookkeeper. He was asked what salary he expected, and replied; “Eighteen dollars a week.” “We had decided not to pay more than fifteen.” demurred the merchant. 7Well, sir,” answered the young man frankly, “I need the place, but yon must remember I should work just as hard if you paid me but $5 a week. ” “All right, sir,” replied the merchant, with” an approving smile, “you are just the kind of 'man we want. Go to work to-morrow at—s2o a week."— St. Paul Pioneer Press. ' A great petroleum excitement prevails at Parkersburg, W. Ya., some very large wells having been opened in the suburbs. Every dar large tracts of land are leased, and many wells are .being drilled. e given up

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Van Wert. Ohio. July 11. 1833. Rheumatic Bvrup Co.. Jackson. Mich: Gents— j his is to certify that I had what is called seiaiic rheumatism so badly tuat I wa« all drawn over to oue side. My hip sank in so that rou oouid lay your bund In the cavity, aim I could do no work for over one yeur. I tried some of the tusi physicians and did utmost everything 1 could hear or think or. and nothing did me any (rood until I purchased a bottle <>f Hibbard’s Rheumatic Syrup • f Hiuea & rou, druagi'ts, VrtU \yert. D. hour uottles cureu me and have never had it >incc. Albert King. Wo certify to the above testimonial. Hires & son. Druggists. The French active army, on a peace footing, will, after Jim. 1, 1891, consist of 261934 officers, 520,518 sold ers and 112,870 horses. The war footing is a little more than double those figures all round. Thirteen new regiments of cavalry have recently been created.

A Sensible Man

Would uso Kemp’s Balsam for tho Throat and Lungs. It is curing more cases of Coughs, Colds, Asthma. Bronchitis, Croup, and ail Throat and Lung Troubles, thau any other medicine. Tho proprietor has authorized any druggist to give you a Humplo Bottle Free to convince you of the merit, of this great remedy. Laige Bottles 50 cents aud sl. _ If Berry W T all had been spanked more when he was a boy ho would be less of a dude now. There wasn’t enough handwriting on the Wall. — Texan Siftings.

Hibbard’s Rheumatic and Liver Pills.

These Pills are scientifically compounded, uniform in action. No griping pain so commonly lollowing the use of pdis. They uro adapted to both adults aud children with perfect safety. We guarantee they have no equal in the cure of Sick Headache, Constipation. Dyspepsia. Biliousness: and, as an appetizer, they excel any other preparation. New York has quite a large and important J-pnnese colony, with clubs and other institutions for mutual benefit. There is not a single Japanese pauper in the city, and every Japanese resident possesses at least moderate means. Six Kovels Free, will be sont by Cragiu & ( 0.. Pbilada.. Pa., to any one in tho U. S. or Canada, postage paid, upon receipt of 25 Dobbins' Electric Soap wrappers. See list or novels on circulars around each bar. Soap for sale by all grocers. Every cloud has a silver lining. The boy who has the mumps can stay away from school. For strengthening and clearing the voice. u«e “Brown’s Bronchial Troches.” —“l have commended them to friends who were public speakers, and they have proved extremely serviceable."— llev. Henry Ward Beecher. Kind words are like bald heads, they can never dye.

KISSES. (Ala Romeo and Jidiet.) A prominent physician calls the kiss “an elegant disseminator of disease.” He saya, “ fever is spread by it, so are long Hisaftaag » He maintains that if the kissing custom were driven out of the land “ it would save onetenth of one per cent, of human lives” which are now sacrificed. Out upon the gnarled and sapless vagabond! Evidently kisses are not for such as he, and the old fox says the grapes are sour. Let him devote hinmalf to making our women healthy and blooming that kisses may be kisses. This can surely be done by the use of Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription which is simply magical in curing diseases peculiar to females. After taking it for a reasonable length of time there will be no.more irregularity, backache, boaring-down sensations, nervous prostration, general debility and kindred ailments. “Favorite Prescription” is an invigorating, restorative tonic and as a regulator and promoter of functional action at that critical period of change from girlhood to womanhood, it is a

OR. PIERCE’S PELLETS Purely Vegetable and PerfoctSy Harmless. m _ _ Unequaled as a Liver Pill. Smallest, Cheapest. Easiest to Take. One tiny, Sugar-coated Pellet a Dose. Cures Sick Headache. Billons Headache, Constipation, Indigestion. Billons Attacks, and all derangements of the stomach and bowels. 25 cents, by druggists^ ■ . t ;| 4 ■ LpJ, Best Cough Medicine. Recommended by Physicians, (xn Bsr#. Cures where all else fails. Pleasant and agreeable to the tkifeh Children take it without objection. JBy druggists. El wjß gg bB jB WMSNgBBm, : ; T ,- V - ' ~.; 5 .jmipi

Syrup of Figs,

Podaced from the laxative and nutritious juice of California figs, combined with the medicinal. virtues of plants known to be most beneficial to the human system, acts gently on the kidneys. Bvar and bowels, eff-ctually cleansing the system, dispelling colds ana headaches, and curing habitual constipation.

A Darky’s Faith in Miracles

In Znnesville, Ohio, there are many colored peoplq who live by harboring and other light work. The} are for the most part an orderly and quiet people, many of them religious, having a church of their own and a minister, of nil of which they are justly proud. One cold evening.in the time of a gient revival in this church this preacher was delivering a powerful appeal ou "faith,” the groins and sobs of his hearers giving token of his effect upon their irrepressible natures. The tenrs stood upon his own dark cheeks, his voice quivered like distant thunder, while be emphasized his words by \igorous blows upon the table. In the midst of all this the stove, agitated by his jarring blows, ro’lsd over on the floor. Brother Lewis, the head man in the church, had located himself near the comforter of shins. He stood irresolute when the voico of the minister came to him laden with faith: “Pick np de stobe, Brudder Lewis—pick up de stobe; do Lord won't let it burn yon!” Brother Lewis’ mind was filled with miracles of fsith he had heard that evening, so he yielded to the appeal of the preacher, grabbed tho hot stove, but dropped it instantly, and, turning his reproachful eves to the disciple of faith, replied: “De debble He won’t!” Miss Alice Elliott, of Ottawa, Ont., aged 23 yenrs, while suffering from dementia, swallowed a small penknife with the blades open. So far she has expsrienced no unpleasant results, but her physician is watching the case with great anxiety.

A Pontoon Bridge

At Pierre, the capital of South Dakota, is the only wagon and foot bridge on the Missouri lilver- between Sioux City and Bismarck. 500 miles. Homesteaders going to tho. Sioux lands recently coded to the Government should go oy way of Pierre. These lands ure very fertile—tho stookgrower’s paradise. Horses, cattle and sheep grow to perfection. Tho farmer may do a-* well growing corn, wheat nnd flax. Now is the tlmo to’ get a free home. Address The Homesteaders’ Union, Pierre, S. Dak., lor lull iulormation free. Georof, A. Pillsbuby, of Minneapolis, will present a soldiers’ monument to Button, N. H., his native place. The best cough medicine is Piso's Cure tor Consumption. Sold everywhere. 25c. No stbanoee should leave the city without a box oi “TuuklU's i unch” sc. Cigars.

perfectly safe remedial agent and can produce only good results. It is carefully compounded, by an experienced and skillful physician anil adapted to woman’s delicate organization. It is purely vegetable in its composition and perfectly harmless in any condition of the system. It imparts strength to the whole system. For overworked, “ worn-out,” “ run-down,” debilitated teachers, milliners, dressmakers, seamstresses, “ shop-girls,” housekeepers, nursing mothers, and feeble women generally, Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is the greatest earthly boon, being unequaled as on appetizing cordial and restorative tonic. It is the only medicine for women, sold by druggist, trader a positive guarantee from the manufacturers, that it will give satisfaction in every case, or money will be refunded This guarantee has been faithfully carried out for many years. A Book of 160 pages, on “Woman and Her Diseases,” and their Self-cure, sent, post-paid, to any address, securely seqled in a plain envelope, on receipt of ten cents, in stamps. Address, World’s Dispensary Medical Association, 663 Mnin Street, Buffalo, N. Y.

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