Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 14, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 April 1890 — In “A Minor” Key. [ARTICLE]

In “A Minor” Key.

Money talks, but ex-change doesn’t. The best life preserver—Temperance. Something to handle—A musical crank. The professional sportsman has a distinct aim in life. “Spring snits are cut by-us,”' as the tailor remarked. “Brush light,” murmurs the inventor of it to the barber’s boy. When the case is urgent it is a nigh, and near doctor that you want. Much charity that begins at home is too feeble to get out of doors. Two flats often make a scone on an< elevated car, as well as in a theater. Since electricity supercedes hanging,, criminals will not be so high strung. One is a tea-pot and the ocher a settee.. Arrange the conundrum to suit yourself. It is commendable in a fast horse tolower his record, but we hate to see a* man do it.