Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 13, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 April 1890 — Taking time by the Poreleck. [ARTICLE]

Taking time by the Poreleck.

"Oh, mamma, my doll has got an aw* fnl cold,” said little Mattie, the other day, “and I must have some whisky to give it." “Who told yon whisky was good for a cold,” asked her mother. “That’s what papa says he takes it for.” “Oh, yes, he says that, bnt he hasn’t got any cold. He just takes it for the eold he is going to have.” “Well, my doll’s goin’ to have an awful, awful cold to-morrow.” Th* most remarkable case on record Is that of the Tanker soap man, who, in a violent sterm at sea, saved himself from death by taking a cake of his own soap and washing himself ashore. TPfrnrnjMßC man is alone with his g *T* njrßtlFpoM * tob#