Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 13, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 April 1890 — Page 7

A man who hu practiced medicine ror forty years ought to know salt from sugar. Bead wb&t he lays: Toledo, Ohio, Jan. 10,1887. Messrs. F. J. Cheney & Co. —Gentlemen:—I have been in the general practice of medicine for most forty years, and would say that in all my practice and experience have never seen a preparation that I could prescribe with as much confidence of success as 1 can Hall’s Catarrh Cure, manufactured by you. Have prescribed it a great many tinges anti its effect is wonderful; and would sav in cbhclusion that 1 have yet to find a case of Catarrh that it would not cure, if they would take it according to directions. Yours truly, L. L. GUKBUCH, M. D. Office, 213 Summit street. We will give SIOO for any case of Catarrh that can not be cured with Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Taken internally. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. fiS*Sold by druggists, 75c. It has been discovered that the nickel - in-tbe-slot machine was an old Egyptian device for dispensing the purifying water in the temples. The apparatus was described by Hero of Alexander, who lived 200 years B. C.

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•The world grows weary praising men, And wearied grows of being praised—* But never wearied grows the pen Which writes the truths that have amazed the thousands who have been given up by their physicians and who have been restored, to complete health by using that safest of all remedies for functional irregularities and weaknesses, which are the bane of womankind. We refer, of course, to Dr. Pierce’6 Favorite Prescription, the only guaranteed cure for all those chronic ailments peculiar to women. Read the guarantee on the bottle-wrapper. To regulate the stomach, liver and bowels, Dr. Pierce's Pellets excel. (Yne a dose.

Adventures of a Country Boy.

To-day I lan upon a young fellow who recently came to this city from a countr/ town, says the Louisville Times. He has lots of brains, but will require some polishing before he is capable of going city gaits in the proper style. He has been taken in several times lately, and his sad recollections have converted him into something of a funny man. He had just rounded up a night with the boys when I saw him, and his disheveled hair, dingy clothes, and, above all, his keen black eyes glaring from a clear-cnt, handsome face, gave him the appearance of a telegrit m that had come over a barbed wire. He told me some of his troubles: “Not long ago,” said be, “I went to the business place of an autioneer to see the sights, and while there I lost my pocketbook, containing S2OO. I told the auctioneer about it, and requested him to announce that I would give SIOO for its return. The auctioneer stated my proposition. Then I heard a drawling \oice from away over in a corner say, ‘l’ll give $125.’ They were still bidding on it when I left. Now, that simply Droves how bad luck hangs to a fellow. “Not long after that experience,” continned the young fellow, “I went in a place to have a friendly pame of poker. A friendly game with a friend, as it were. I had SSO. I also had four aces. They will win in almost any climate. But the other fellow had five kings. He said it was a centennial hand, baing held only every hundred years. You see, it wasn’t my time. When I started to leave him—and my $50 —he kindly invited me to have some qnail on toast. I told him I was fond of bird, but I had just had a little robin’, and couldn’t go any more just then.”

A Necessity of Health.

It is a prime necessity of health that the action of the bowels should be kept regular. But the way to overcome a temporary fit of constipation. or to remedy chronic cosciveness, is not to deluge the stomach and drench the bowels with purgatives of yiolent and painful action. The happy medium between an inoperative and violent cathartic is Hostteter’s Stomach Bitters, which acts just sufficiently upon the bowels to relax them, without pain, and which being a wholesome tonic, as well as aperient, has the effect of strengthening both them and the stomach, and promoting the well being of the whole internal economy. The removal of bile from the blood, increased activity of the liver, usually dormant In cases of costiveness, and sound digestion follow the use of this beneficent medicine, as thorough and gen al in its effects as it is safe and pure in composition. Rheumatism, fever and ague, kidney troubles and debility are also remedied by it.

The Mother-in-Law Was Surprised.

A well-known young man in lown who became the father of twins the other morning, grew so elated over the event that he proceeded to tiitie with the telegraph to the extent of 25 cents, aud wired his mother-in-law in Chicago in this jubilant, jag-ou strain: “Twins born! Head us off!” The next day he was surprised by a sudden swooping down of the mother-in-law upon him, bathed in tears and full of anxiety, even as the proud father had been full of a sweeter spirit ever* since the advent of his heirs. The mother-in-law had been shocked at the receipt of the telegram, for a wicked and soul-hardened telegraph operator had construed the message so that the horrified grandmother of the two innocents read it: “Twins born! Heads off!” —Toledo Blade.

Some Foolish People

Allow a cough to run until it gets beyond the reach of medicine. They often say, “Oh. it will wear away,” but in most cases it wears them away. Could they be induced to try the successful medicine called Kemp’s Balsam, which is sold on a positive guarantee to cure, they would immediately see the excellent effect after taking the first dose. Price 50c and SI,OO. Trial size free. At all Druggists’. Five little Italian boys were recently sold by their parents to an enterprising stranger “for olive oil and 10 francs apiece,” and were being taken by their purchaser to Hamburg, “to be shipped with pi ister of paris figures to different parts of the world," when they we r e found by the Austrian police at Ala, in the Tyrol, and sent home again.

Hibbard’s Rheumatic and Liver Pills.

These Pills are scientifically compounded, uniform in action. Nogriping pain so commonly following the use of pills. They are adapted to both adults and children with perfect safety. We guarantee they have no equal in the eureof Hick Headache. Constipation. Dy.-p-ipsUi. Biliousness: and. as an appetizer, they excel any other preparation. True. the wise men esne from the East, but it will be observed that they went b»ck again. Six Novels Free, will be seat by Cragin & ( 0., Philada., Pa., to any one In the U. S. or Canada, postage paid, upon receipt of 25 Dobbins’ Electric Soap wrappers. See list of novels on circulars around each bar. Soap for sale by all grocers. All food contains iron; food affects the spiritual life, and tbat is where* the iron enters the soul. Coughs. Hoarseness, Sore Throat, etc., quickly, relieved by Brown’s Bronchial Troches. A simple and effectual remedy, superior to all other artices for the same purpose. Sold only in boxes. How TO acquire a short hand—“ Monkey around” a buzz-saw.

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To Dispel Colds,

Headachos and Fevers, to cleanse the system effectually, yet gently, when costive or bilious, or when tie blood is impure or sluggish, to permanently cure habitualconstipation. to awaken the kidneys and liver to a healthy activity, without irritating or weakening them, use Syrup of Figs.

He Took Stock.

“Now tell me honestly," said a scientific gentleman to the proprietor of a dime museum, “do yon really take any stock in mermaids?" “Do I take any stock in ? en\. Look here, if you want to go into the busine-s, the first thing you want to do is to get ¥bme one that understands what he s about to make you a good mermaid.”—Washington Post.

Hibbard’s Rheumatic Syrup.

is certainly something remarkable in this preparation, as it is meeting with a euecess never uttuine I by any other medicine. It never tails U used as directed. For over twenty years I have been a great sufferer from the effects of a diseased stomach, and for three years past have been unable to do business. Two years ago my case was pronounced incurable. I visited different water cures aud climates, all to no purpose. L ist June I began* taking Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup (prepared by Rheumatic Syrup Co.. Juckson, Mich.), and at once began to feel better. I have used thirteen bottios and am a well man. Edward Baker, Master Mechanic and Blacksmith, 202 Jackson street. Jackson, Mich. The proprietor of one of the np-town dry goods shops in New York has restricted his clerks to the use of the one titlv “Madam” in addressing women customers, whether young or old. It works well. A stobm-towee is to be erected at the top of Mount Penn, overlooking Beading, Pa. It will be 1,200 feet above the sea level.

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THE TRUANTS. Harry —“ That’s ma calling me; she’s going to lick me, ’cause I didn’t hurry from the druggist’s with this medicine. Jimmy, you can take my gum till I get back; I’ve got to squall like I was being half-killed, or pa’ll lick me; ma can’t hurt any, Wuse she’s sick most of the time.'” Jimmy— “ Let’s see that medicine. That’s the same Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription that cured my mom. Why, she couldn’t, spank the baby, and now—the other day she shook pop so he doesn’t drink any more. In about two weeks you’ll get belted so you’ll wish you’d been born good.” Please remember, that Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is the only positive cure for the numerous diseases that destroy a woman’s influence in her family.

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Now is the Time

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