Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 April 1890 — Page 7
His Departure Had to Be Deferred.
Bonding House Mistress (accosting, at midnight, a quietly departing boarder) •—Ah! Mr. Poorpay, is not this a strange hour to select for going abroad? Mr. Poorpay (starting suddenly and assuming a dazed, half-conscious air) — "Where am I? Boarding House Mistress—l can better answer that than the question of your whereabouts in the morning if it had not been for this meeting m the hall. Mr. Poorpay (turning again toward his room) —I hope I don’t alarm you. I have the misfortune to be a somnambnlis t. Boarding House Mistress —Since that is the case I must insist on’the immediate Fayment of what is due me for board. have a great objection to sleep-walking boarders, especially when they are in arrears.— New York Press.
How’s This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that can not bj cured by taking Hall’s Catarrh Cure. ■ F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known P. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions, and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm. West <fc Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio. Walding, Rinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio. Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucus surfaces of the system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. The mercenary character of the matrimonial alliances contracted by titled personages in Europe is illustrated by the publication of some letters received by a New York lawyer asking him to arrange a marriage between some wealthy American heiress and a scion of the imperial family of Austria. An Astor was preferred. if one existed still unmarried, but was not necessary, the conditions being youth, wealth and beauty. Large money was promised the lawyer in the event of a successful match, and an intimation that a number of officers in high position were ready to secure similar services. Sealing schooners are leaving Victoria B. C., for Behring Straits.
■■■■ ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■■■ m NERVE-PAINS. ♦ipt ftCOfe Neuralgia. (7J* rvsr Neuralgia. y vJIL Neuralgia. Salt Point, N. Y„ April 16,1889. I suffered six weeks with neuralgia; a hall bottle of St. Jacobs Oil cured me; no return of pain in three years. Have sold it to many, and have yet to hear of a single case it did not telieve or permanently cure. G. JAY TOMPKINS, Druggist. Green Island, N. Y., Feb. 11,1889. I suffered with neuralgia in the head, but found instant relief from the application of St. Jacobs Oil, which cured me. E. P. BELLINGER. Chief of Police. ONE ENJOYS Both the method and results -when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, * Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system effectually, dispels colds, headaches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever produced, pleasing to the taste and acceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup oi Figs is for sale in 60c and $1 bottles by all leading druggists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will procure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL, LOUISVILLE, KY. NEW YORK. N.Y. March, April, May are the Months when the Blood should be renovated with Ayer’s Sarsaparilla and the System fortified for the change of Seasons. Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. i ■ ...... . ■ ■ mm Habit. The only certain Lll—lUm an<l eas >’ cure - l. £ „F„ steDhens - Lebanon. Ohio. MENTION PAPER wu. warn*, to adtottuiu. FICMGin UJOHTwjioBRiSt ILIHOIUIV WaMilngton, D.C. 'Successfully Prosecutes Claims. Late Principal Examiner U 7 8. Pension Bureau. 3 yr* lu last war, IS adjudicating claim*, attv tinoe.
A Four-Year-Old’s Threat.
Birdie Dougherty may be only a miss of four summers, but in repartee she does not propose to let even the principal of our school get the best of her. Miss Birdie was visiting Prof. Pattison’s school a few days ago, when the Piofessor, in a joking way, said: “Birdie, yon must be a good little g rlor I will send you home.” “If yon send me home,” replied Birdie, “when you come to see my sister I’ll send you home.” As a matter of course, after that Birdie remained. — Pun-rsutawney Spirit.
The Blessing of Strong Nerves
Is recoverable, not by the use of mineral sedatives, but by a recourse to effectual tonic treatment. Opiates and the like should only be used as auxiliaries, and then as sparingly as possible. Vigorous nerves are quiet ones, and the most direct wav to render them bo is to reenforce the vital energies. That sterling invigorant, Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, will be found all-sufficient for this purpose, since it entirely removes impediments to thorougn digestion and assimilation of the food, so that the body Is insured its due amount of nourishment, and consequently of stamina. Rheumatic tendencies and affections of the kidneys and bladder are also counteracted by the Bitters, which is besides a pleasant medicinal stimulant, infinitely purer than th 3 raw excitants of commerce, which react Injuriously upon the nervous system.
She Had Been There.
After the conventional embrace the lady from Chicago said: “You must have had a very tiring day, Mrs. Blank?” “Yes, indeed, I have, dear, and I feel fatigued.” “Yes—l never saw you look so pale before. ” “Oh, that’s powder," broke in the six-year-old enfant terrible, Miss Nellie, who had not been a spectator in her mother’s boudoir for nothing.— Pittsburg Dispatch.
"Fair Play"
is all that is a3ked for Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery, when taken for catarrh in the head, or for bronchial or throat affections, or lung scrofula (commonly known as consumption of the lungs), and if taken in time, and given a fair trial, it will cure or the money paid for it will bo refunded. It is the only guaranteed cure. Cleanse the liver, stomach, bowels, and whole system by using Dr. Pierce’s Pellets. According to the Lyon Medical the inquiry made by the administration in order to carry out the new law giving certain advantages to fathers of more than seven children, has shown that in France at present there are 2,000,000 households in which there has been no child; 2,500,000 in which there was one; 2,300,000, two children; 1,500,000, three; abont 1,000,000, four; 550,000, five; 330,000, six, 200,000, seven or more.
To-Night and To-Morrow Night,
And each day and night during this week you can get at all druggists’ Kemp’s Balsam for the Throat and Lungs, acknowledged to be the most successful remedy ever sold for the cure of Coughs, Croup, Bronchitis, Whooping Cough, Asthma and Consumption. Get a bottle to-day and keep it always in the house, so you can check your cold at once. Price 50c and SI.OO. Hample bottle free Santa Crttz has a horse that is fiftythree years old. He came to California in 1848 with William Handley, and was Called an old horse then. For many years Jerry worked in the brewery, but was turned out to rest last year. His favorite food is the refuse malt from the still, and he does not disdain to wash it down with a bucket of warm beer.
Hibbard’s Rheumatic and Liver Pills.
These Fills are scientifically compounded, uniform in action. No griping pain so commonly following the use of pills.' 0 They are adapted to both adults and children with perfect safety. We guarantee they have no equal in the cure of Sick Headache, Constipation. Dyspepsia. Biliousness; and, as an appetizer, they excel any other preparation.
Nobody Died for Her.
Some years ago a sober, .zealous Connecticut parson went to visit a family in his neighborhood who were not so well versed in the rudiments of divinity as they might have been. When he arrived at their home he thought it proper to catechise them a little and with Mary, their eldest daughter, a girl about eighteen, buxom and blooming as a May morning, and whose charms had smitten the village swains with an epidemic. “Well, Mary.” said tbe parson, “I shall begin with you; come, tell me who died for you. ” Mary, with a flush on her cheeks, replied: “Why, nobody, as I knows on.” The parson, rather surprised at her answer, repeated his question with increased zeal. “Mary, I say, tell me who died for yon?” Poor Mary, rather irritated at the inquisitive parson, again replied, “Why, nobody, sir; there was Bob Dawson lay bed-rid for me about six months, but folks say he got about again.” —New York Mercury.
Curious Loss in the Mail.
At Christmas time some person, in another city inclosed a gold ring in a letter as a gift to a friend in this city. When the letter was delivered the ring was found to be missing, and a clean-cut circular hole through the envelope showed how it had escaped. A search was insti'uted, and it was found that the letter containing the ring had been place 1 in the package beside a packet containing quite a large sum of money in greenbacks. The weight of mail matter upon the bag containing these letters had forced the ring through the envelope in which it was contained and nearly through the package of greenbacks, in which it was found embedded. When the money packet was opened the ring dropped out, together with a large number of circular fragments of greenbacks of the exact 6ize of the ring, which had been cut out as neatly as with a die. —boston Advertiser. ~ An elephant at Philadelphia.died suddenly the other day from enlargement of the heart. Its heart was fonnd to be abnormally large. It more than filled a washtub" and weighed 102 pounds. The big-hearted bat unfortunate animal was 114 years old. A shorthand reporter in Placer County, California, charged for punctuation marks as if they were words, and the county wants $104.30 refunded.
A Hard Question.
“Mamma," said Johnny, “can anybody hear with their mouth?” “No, child; I don’t think they can,” replied the ungrammatical mother. ‘Then, mamma, what made Mr. Jones tell sister he wanted to tell her something, and put his 1 ps to her mouth instead of her ears?” The mother didn’t question Johnny, but turned her attention to Mr. Jones, and that worthy made it all richt by the proper explanations. Merchant Traveler.
To Those Interested.
Hastings, Mich.. April 22. 1833. Rheumatic Syrup Co.. Jacsson, Mich: Gents—This is to certify that I had been troubled with rheumatism in all its forms for the past twelve years, and was contiued to my be 1 at various periods from three to six months at a time, and I could get about only by the aid of crutches. I employed several flrst-class physicians of this city, none of whom effected a cure or gave temporary relief even. About two years ago I was induced to try Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup, and. after taking a few bottles I experienced relief, and now consider myself cured. I unhesitatingly recommend this medicine for rheumatism. I know what it has done for me, what physicians could not do. i. e.. cured me of rheumatism. Mbs. H. J. Kenfield. Ask your druggist for it I certify to the above statement. Feed L. Heath, Druggist
For His Clients’ Sake.
“Yes. sir—yes, sir—we are being taxed to death in this city!” he shouted, ns the counsel of a Twenty-third Ward Taxpayers’ Association stood on the rear platform of a street car. “How much taxes do you pay, for instance?” quietly asked one of the group. “How much? How much do 1 pay? l—l—well, I’m not talking for myself, bnt for one of my clients. His taxes would have been at least sl2 this year if he hadn’t sold out. ”
Ladies Have Tried It.
A number of my lady customers have tried “Mother’s Friend.” and would not be without it for many times Its cost. They recommend it to all who are to become mothers. R. A. Payne, Druggist, Greenville. Ala. Write Bradlleld Keg. Co.. Atlanta, Ga., for particulars. By all druggists. You never hear of a strike among the astronomers. Their business is always looking up. Six Novels Free, will be sent by Cragln & Co., Philadq*. Pa., to any one in the U. S. or Canada, postage paid, upon receipt of 25 Dobbins’ Electric Soap wrappers. See list of novels on circulars around each bar. Soap for sale by all grocers. Though a lady has little use for it, she will generally be found to have her isinglass. Tested by Time. For bronchial affections. Coughs, etc.. Brown’s Bronchial Troches have proved tneir efflcacy.by a test of many years. Price 25 cts. Knowledge is power, no doubt, but ono should know how to apply the brakes. Best, easiest to use and cheapest Plso’s Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists. 50c. Beware of imitations—“Tansill’s Punch.”
44 Her grace of motion, and of look, the smooth And swimming majesty of step and tread, Tbe symmetry of form and feature, set The soul afloat, even like delicious airs Of flute and harp.” For her matchless look of grace and motion, this regal beauty was indebted to perfect health, restored by the use of that unequaled. invigorating tonic and nervine, Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription, which set in healthy action every function aud gave purity and richness to the blood. For delicate, feeble, nervous women, it is an inestimable boon, being unequaled as an appetizing cordial and restorative tonic. It is invaluable in subduing nervous excitability, exhaustion, prostration, hysteria, spasms and other distressing, nervous symptoms commonly attendant upon functional and organic disease of the womb. It induces refreshing sleep and relieves mental anxiety and despondency. “ Favorite Prescription ” is a positive cure for the most complicated and obstinate cases of leucorrhea, excessive flowing, painful menstruation, unnatural suppressions, prolapsus, or falling of the womb, weak back, “ female weakness,” anteversion, retroversion, bearing-down sensations, chronic congestion, inflammation and ulceration of the womb. It is guaranteed to give satisfaction in every case, or money refunded. See guarantee printed on every bottle-wrapper, and faithfully carried out for manv vears. Manufactured by World’s Dispensary Medical Association, No. 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y. Dr. Pierce’s Pellets regulate and cleanse the liver, stomach and bowels. One a dose. Sold by druggists.
You Need It Now
To impart strergth and Rive a feeling of 1 ealth and vigor throughout the system'there is nothing equal to Hood’s Sarsaparilla. It seems peculiarly adapted to overcome that tired feehnx caused by change of season, climate or life, and while it tones and sustains the system it parities and renovates the blood. We earnestly urge the large army of clerks, book-keepers, teachers, housewives, operatives and others who have been closely confined during the winter, and who need a good spring medicine, to take Hood’s Sarsaparilla *I suffered s great while with dyspepsia. A friend urged me to try Hood’s Sarsaparilla, and two bottles have entirely cured mo of dyspepsia and a scrofulous affection. 1 can hardly find words to express my high appreciation of it.” Allen H. Melhom, City Hotel, Lancaster, Pa. ‘Hood’s Sarsaparilla cured me of blood poison, gave me a noble’ appetite, overcame headache and dizziness, so that now I am able to work again.” Luthxb Nason. 58 Church St. Lowell, Mass.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla Eold by all druggists. (1; six for $3. Prepared only I Sold by all druggists. $1; six for $5. Prepared only bj C. I. HOOD & CO.. Lowell, Musb. I by C. 1. HOOD & CO. Lowell. Mass. (OO Doses One Dollar I too Doses One Dollar ■ TDISO'S REMEDY FOR CATAltitu, —Reel. Easiest to u.«\ x Cheapest. Relief is immediate. A erne is certain. For gjijfjl Cold In the Head it has no equal. ■ It is an Ointment, of which a smnll particle Is applied to the NH nostrils, l’rice, BOc. Sold by druggists or sent by mall. Address, K. T. Hazei.tink. Warren. Pa. HRS
P unurv I no for sl. *r> for f), SSO for $3, SIOO U. munt! ! tor »:>. SI,OOO for *», $5,000 for S3O (securely sealed). WM. ROBINSON, Areola. N. O. DBllfilAftl Bend stamp for NEW laws, and PCIiSIvIb copy of the DEPEND ENT and PER-DIEM service pension bills before Congress. BELLUM MILLER. Att’y. Washington, D.C. ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■l Sure relief leffimfl KIPPERS PASTILLEB.bv 1 ma i !t. c ßiow™A IWNMMytWHiUCicjriestown. Mas*. MF.NTION THIS PAPKU writin* to aotcutimskm. TXT A ♦ HMWQ unmarried young men VT All X MZilJl and women to Join the Bachelors’ Endowment Association (incorporated!, which pays its members a handsome cash endowment when they gut married. Bead stamii for circulars. Lock-Box 10, Spencer, Tioga Co.,' New York. DCUCIfUIC ' ; rCH OlUnO of JOSEPH H. HUMTEH, Attorney, Washington, D. C. F—at o folks# ■ SBSSMgSSPSHSffiff month. They caum no kickneii, contain no potion and n«T«T fall. Sold br Druggists everywhere or sent uy mail. Partionia» (Malta) 4fc Dr.Wileox’i Qp soldo Co., Philt., Ft. Ely’s Cream Balm ■HILL CURE cmßßHtea Apply Balm into each nostril. ELY BROB., 06 Warren Bt.. N. Y. 50c|
At no other season does the human system so much need the aid of a reliable tuedlciue like Hood’d Sarsaparilla as now. The impoverished condition of the blood, the weakening effects of the long, cold winter, the lost appetite, and that tired feeling, all make a good spring medicine absolutely necessary. Hood’s Sarsaparilla is peculiarly adapted for thld purpose, aud increases in popularity every year. Give it a trial. ‘Hood’s Sarsaparilla is the cheapest medicine I can buy.” F. It. Riedel. Belleville. 111. Hood’s Sarsaparilla “Every spring for years I have made it a practice to take from three to five bottles of Hood’s Bar. saparilla, because I know it purifies the blood and thoroughly cleanses the system of all Impurities. That languid feeling, somotlmes called ’spring fever,’ wiU never visit the system that has been properly cared for by this never-falling remedy.” W. H. Lawrence, Editor Agricultural Kpitomlst, Indianapolis, Ind. N. B. Be sure to get Hood’s Sarsaparilla.
PENSIONS p fJJ!!JSiSSJ!V’ Patrick OTabeeli., Atty.at Law,Washington, D.C. (IE OO Intqrn OO A MONTH can L>u made O / U.™“ tJCuU."™* w orking for us. Persons prelerred whoovtiruruleh a horse and give tlielr whole time to the business. Hpare moments may be profitably en ploved also. A few vacancies in towns and cities. B.F.Jo.insoußcCo., 100!) Mum Bt.,lticliuionU,Va inniTrn-c° |mKV agents to Vflff ft Mg I | (sell “John March Co.'s U.icluÜB| UIl | f I licullvh' rnci". »n>i)ii>-«t t»> <-.»lf HI H »11l I LfPrevents growth ot hor'is); ■ ■ also two other easy-selling specialties; retiil SI.OO and ess. Permanent business; exclusive territory. MOREY MFG. CO.. Waukesha, Wls. In answering adv. mention name ot paper. 11l | I ■ THE LATEST SPRING" IMI All STYLES OF ”Ml PAPER Gold Paper, lOe to #Oe per roll, Solid Gold Embossed Paper. Iftc to g&c per coll. If you arc going to do any papering do not fail to send for samples to ALFRED J’KATB, ISO Wabash Ave., Chicago, IIL The Oldest Medicine in the World is probably l»lt. ISAAC THOMPSON’* CELEBRATED EYE-WATER, This article is a carttuUy prepare! physician's prescription, and has been in constant use for nearly a. ceuturv. There are few diseases to which mankind are subject more distressing than sore eye*, and none, perhaps, for which more remedies have been tried without success For all external inttanimatlon of the eves it Is an Infallible remedy. If the directions sre followed it will never foil. Wepiu’tiOdlarly invite the attention of phvslclans its merits. For fair by all druggl-ts JOHN r . THOMPSON, SONS, fc CO.. Tnov, N. Y. Established 179 . natrons w.sonjfiQ. jfo Elkhart Carriage CS Harness Mfg. Co. WllOlsK ALK PHI KH, druleiV profit. Nlilp anywhere for <**• \ M ninlnittloit brforr buying. P«y freight I fm rbiirgeM I foot untUfiirtorj'. Warranted r ylrwiKw for tty*qi a M. (U-|)hich Catalogue PUKK. L •VJ f Artdr... F, B. PRATT, Beo’y, _ Elkhart, - - Indiana. ■ HALF RATES Hp Farming Regions WEST, SOUTHWEST, NORTHWEST. For particulars call on your Ticket Agent or address P. 8. EUSTIB, Uen’l Pass. Agt. C. B. & Q. K. It.,Chicago. GRATEFUL—COMFORTING. ~
EPPS’S COCOA BREAKFAST. “By a thorough knowledge of tho natural laws which govern the operation* of digestion and nutrition, and by a careful application of the tine proper, tie* of well-eeJected Cocoa. Mr. Eppa ha* provided our breakfaet table* with a delicately flavoured beverage which m»y save u* many heavy doctor*’bill*. It it* by the judicioiia u*o of such article* of diet that acon*titution may be giadunlly built upuntilstrong enough to re«iat every tendency to di*ea*e. Hundred* of subtle maladies are floating around us ready to attack wheiever there i* a weak point. We may escape many a fatal abaft by keeping our. elve* well fortified with pure blood and a properly nourished trune.’’—Civil Service Gazette. Made simply witn boiling water or milk. Bold Sly in half pound tin*, by Grocers, labelled thus: UUKtt KI’PS <fc CO., Uoniceopathlo Chemist* London. England. WSh&T’. *®kW_2Em‘‘ S&XLj% V W. L. DOUGLAS $3 SHOE GENTLEMEN. BEST IN THE WORLD. OTHER SPECIALTIES for GENTLEMEN, LADIES, MISSES and BOYS. None genuine unless name and price arestamped on bottom. Sold everywhere. A*"Send address on postal for valuable information. W. L. Douglas, Brockton, Mass. M 1 prescribe and fully endorse Big G as the only Cures in specific for tbe certain cure mUr 1 TO t> of this disease. dßßOmrutM‘l bo; toM G. H. INGRAHAM,M. D., f eg — °** Strtoture. ■ Amsterdam, N. Y. CM Mrd only by tbo We have sold Big G for uSXztibi Chemical Co ma , ny yea™, and it has given tbe best of satisMKt Cincinnati,Mgilgln faction. Ohio, D. R. DYCHE & CO.. 1 Chicago, 111,. Xrsdo^^Hßl^iUrkMSl.oo. Sold by Druggists.. c. N. U. y 0 * 5_90~ WHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS, pltaiicittyyuß saw the advertisement in this paper.