Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 April 1890 — A Vain Search. [ARTICLE]

A Vain Search.

Yellowly—Why, Brownly, how bad you look this morning. Did you sleep any last night? Brownlv— Not a wink. “AnyboJy sick?" “lam.” “that’s the matter?” “Well, you see, my wife has been in the habit of going through my pockets at night, and I thought what was good for the gander was i ood for the goose, no after she fell asleep last night I arose and set out to go through her pocket ” “Get anything?” “No. Searched the dress over and over, spent the whole night at it, but couldn’t find the pocket. * — Boston Courier.