Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 March 1890 — Page 7

Deafness Can't Be Cured

By local applications, as they can not reach the diseased portion of the ear" There Is only one way to core deafness, and that is by constitutional lemethrs. Deafness is caused by an inflamed condition of Che mucus lining' of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness is the resalt, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an. nflamed condition of the mucus surfaces. * We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that we can not care by taking Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0. 49“501d by Druggists, 75c.

Famous Maine Lawyer's Report.

Thomas A. Deblois of Portland was one of the witty Maine lawyers of whom interesting.stories are told. At one time Judge Nicholas Emory, who was particularly sensitive to jokes at his own expenser had repeatedly rebuked Deblois* for aliened departure from the rules of propriety. He being specially .pointed at one time, the counselor retorted: “I beg your honor’s pardon. Your honor is right and I was wrong, as your honor usually is.” —Lewiston Journal,

A Woman in the Case.

There always is. She is the power behind the throne. A woman’s influence over the man who loves her is often absolute. To wield so groat a power to guide, strengthen, and help her husband, a woman’s mind should be clear and healthy. It cannot be if she is suffering from any functional derangement. How many a home is made unhappy because she who should be its life and light is a wretched, depressed, morbid invalid! Wives, mothers, and daughters, why suffer from “female complaints” which are sapping your lives away, when Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription will renew your health and gladden those about you? It has restored happiness to many a saddened life. Why endure martyrdom when release is so easy? In its special field there never was :i restorative like the “Favorite Prescription.” To cleanse the stomach, liver, and system generally, use Dr. Pierce’s Pellets. 25 cents. A curious Btory comes from St. Petersburg. A well-Aown Polish pr.ncess recently took a house in the Russian capital, vTo her disgust she found it haunted. A religious service was held and the demons exorcised. But after a few days they returned with re-enforce-ments. The result is that in order to live in the house at all the princess has to hold an exorcist religious service every three days, Th sis said to be actually going on in the capital of the Russian Empire. - Eight varieties of leprosy are recognized in China, and the disease is regarded as contagious, infectious and hereditary, but is said to disappear in four generations.

. La Grippe has Left the System badly debilitated in millions of cases. Take Ayer’s Sarsaparilla and restore Tone and Strength. It never fails. Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Ely’s Cream Balm wnx cure W-PATaRHYdI GATARRHp^f] J Price £|j Apply Balm into each nostril. SSibSx ELY BROS., 56 Warren St- N. Y. 50c| To core Biliousness. Sick Headache. Constipation. Malaria. Liver Complaints, take the safe and certain remedy, SMITH’S BILE BEANS TTse the SMALL SIZE (40 little beans to the bottle). They are the most convenient; suit all ages. Price of either size, 25 cents per bottle. ITISSINC at 7 ’ 17 * 70: Photo-gravure, ■VIOOIIIL* panel 6ize of this picture for 4 cents (coppers or stamps). „ , J. F. SMITH*CO.. Makers of “Bile Beans. ’ ’ St Louis, Mo. DADWAY’S fl READY RELIEF. THE BREAT CONQUEROR OF PAIN. For Sprains, Bruises, Backache, Pain in tlie Chest or Sides, Headache, Tootliache, or any other external pain, a lew applications rubbed on by hand act like magic, causing; the pain to instantly stop. For Congestions, Colds, Bronchitis, Pneumonia, Inflammations, Rheumatism. Neuralgia, Lumbago, Sciatica, move thorough and repeated applications are necessary. All Internal Pains, Diarrhea, Colic, Spasms, Nausea, Fainting Spells, Nervousness, Sleeplessness are relieved instantly, and quickly cured by taking inwardly 20 to 60 drops In half a tumbler of water. 50c. a bottle. All Druggists. DADWAY’S n PILLS, An excellent and mild Cathartic. Purely Vegetable. The Safest and best Medicine In the world for the Cure of all Disorders of the LIVER, STOMACH OR BOWELS. Taken according to directions they will restore health and renew vitality. Price 26 etc. a Box. hold by all Druggists

Herr Bismarck's Boots.

Prince Bismarck taught a Berlin shoemaker, who was proverbial for making promises which he did not keep, ho w to be punctual. The man after man v promises, had failed to keep them. When this again occurred, the shoemaker was aroused at 6 o’clock the next morning by a messenger with the simple question: “Are Herr Bismarck’s boots ready yet?” When the shoemaker said “No,” he retired; bnt in ten minutes another messenger arrived. Load rang the bell. “Are Herr Bismarck’s boots ready yet?” was the inquiry. “No," was the reply. And so it went on every ten minutes until the boots were rerdy iu the evening. The shoemaker war more cautious iu making promises after that.

We'll Suppose a Case.

You are nervous and dyspeptic, your appetite flags, your slumber is broken cr disturbed by uneasy dreams, or you court the sleepy god In vain. What shall you do ? Try an alcoholic excitant to stimulate appetite, deaden the nerves at bed-time with a narcotic? Neither of these. Try Hostotter’s Stomach Bitters. It will, believe us, be more than a trial. You will continue to use this justly renowned nerve invigorant and stomachic. It is In the exigency supposed just what is wanted. It is a healthful stimulus t j appetite and digestion, does not excite, but quiets the brain and nerves,-is an excellent diuretic and a speedy reformer of a disordered condition of the liver and bowels. It counteracts a tendency to vheunpatisnl, nullifies the prostrating effects of overwork, mitigaftos the infirmities of age, and hastens convalescence. Persons exposed to rough weather should use It as a preventive, as should also tired studenes and business men.

A statue commemorat ng a touching little episode in the life of the late German Emperor Frederick is about to be erected at Kaiserslautern When Frederick was Crown Prince he visited one of the orphan Hsylums of that town. Among the children was a sickly and sad-faced little boy. Frederick noticed him, took him in his arm 3, and thereupon agreed to become his godfather. The child, to whom a caress was a stranger, appeared somewhat frightened at first, but soon got over his difficulty and began to play with thg Prince’s medals and decorations. The statue in question will represent the Prince with a baby in his arms and the youngster tugging at his cordons and crosses.

A Great Surprise

Is in store for all who use Kemp’s Balsam for the Throat and Lungs, the great guaranteed remedy. Wcruld you believe that it is sold on its merits and that any druggist is authorized by the proprietor of this wonderful remedy to givo you a sample bottle free? It never fails to cure acute or chronic coughs. All druggists sell Kemp’s Balsam. Large Bottles 50c and sl.

Circumstances Alter Cases.

How gieat a difference the state of our own affairs makes in the way we regard the things that happen in the world! A city man, visiting one summer in the country, was out walking on a dry, hot day. As he passed along the road, he stopped beside a field where a farmer of his acquaintance was busy haying. “Good a|ternoon, Mr. Street,” said the farmer, as the city m n stopped to remove hifpnat and wipe the moisture from his forehead; “pootyhot, aint it.” “Hot! I should think it was. We need a good rain to cool off this parched air.” The farmer dropped his hands in horror. “Rain!” he exclaimed, “rain right here in hayin’ time! Why, what kind of a man be you, Mr. Street? It’s pooty nigh a crime even to think o’ rain ’t such a time as this. ’T’ould ruin the kentry, I tell ye!” The city man felt decidedly rebuked, and went on his way. Two or three days afterward he met the same farmer on the principal street of the shire town, dressed up in his best clothes and engaged in his turn in wiping, with his big red bandana. the drops from his forehead. “My hemlock!” said the farmer, “awful hot, aint it? If we had a few drops o’ rain—big drops, you know—’t might help to keep us fiom bein’ cooked alive.” “Rain!” said the city man; “why, what are you thinking about? You wouldn’t want it to rain right in haying time, would you?” “Oh,” said the farmer, “the case is different now. I’ve got my hay all ini”

Natural Materials.

Imagine the luxury of such a tree, and the delights of going out to your needle-and-thread orchard and picking a needle threaded and all ready for business. Odd as it may seem to us, there is on the Mexican plains just such a forest growth. The tree partakes of the nature of a gigantic asparagus, and has large, thick, fleshy leaves, reminding one of the cactus, the one populHr'v known as the “prickly pear." The needles” of the needle-and-thread-lr e are set along the edges of these thick leaves. In order to get one equipped for sewing, it is only necessary to pusn the thorn or “needle” gently backw. rd into its fleshy sheath, this to loosen it from the tough outside covering of the leaf, and then pull it from the socket. A hundred fine fibers adhere to the thorn-like spider webs. By twisting the "needle” daring the drawing operation this fiber can be drawn out to an almost iudefinite length. The action of the atmosphere toughens these minute threads amazingly, to such a degree as to make a thread twisted from it not larger than common No. 40 capable of sustaining a weight of five ponnds, about three times the tensile strength of common “six-cord” thread. The scientific name of th s forest wonder is tensyana mucadina.— St. Louis Republic.

Hibbard’s Rheumatic and Liver Pills.

These Pills are scientifically compounded, uniform in action. No griping pain so commonly following the use of pills. They are adapted to both adults and children with \nerfect safety. We guarantee they have nb equal in the cure ot Sick Headactie, Constipation. Dyspepsia. Biliousness; and, as an appetizer, they excel any other preparation.

The official journal of the Congo Free State at Brussels publishes decrees granting a civil status in legal matters to Catholic and Protestant missions in that country. King Leopold has contributed a sum of money for*establishing at Moanda, in the Congo country, a sanitarium in which African explorers and others in need of rest and medical treatment may be received. A Kansas City family consists of six brothers, whose names are as follows: Jack Frost, Winter Frost, White Frost, Cold Frc*t, Early Frost, and Snow Frost.

The Ladies Delighted.

The pleasant effect and the perfect safety with which ladies may use the liquid Irnit laxative, Syiupof Figs, under all conditions make it their favorite remedy. It is pleasing to the eye and to the taste, gentle, yet effectual in acting on the kidneys, liver and bowels. The Kansas City Medical Index states that the Pension Board of that city does not contain any of the r?galar and representative medical men. bat has been selected from an “irresponsible horde” of “uneducated cjuacks,” whose merit lies it is presumed, in their political influence. The Kansas City physicians should take some interest in promoting civil-service reform if affairs are as the local journal indicates.

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Van Wkkt, Ohio, July 11, 1889. Rheumatic Syrup Co.. Jackson, Mich: Gents— l his is to certify that I had what is called sciatic rheumatism so badly that I was all drawn over to one side. My hip sank in so that you could lay your hand iu the cavity, ana I could do no work for over one year. I tried some of the best physicians and did almost everything I could hear or think of, and nothing did me any cood until I purchased a bottle of Hibbard’s Rheumatic Syrup cf Hines & Son. druggists. Vhd Wert, 0. Four bottles cured me and have never iiad it sinee. Albert King. We certify to the above testimonial. Hines & Sow, Druggists. Chinese physicians cannot practioe iu New York without a license, so says the coroner’s jury in the case of Dr. Nam, who attended a Chinaman who died recently. The “Dr.” had left his diploma in China! Don’t you want to save money, clothes, time, labor, luel, and health? All these can be saved if you will try Dobbins’ Electric Soap. We say “try," knowing if you try it once, you will always use it. The fond parent endeavors to brin x up a child in the weigh it should go, soon after it is boru, if a pair of scales can be procured. In a nut-shell—The worm.— St. Louis Magazine. A slight cold. If neglected, often attacks the lungs. Brown's Bronchial Troches give sure and immediate relier. Hold only in boxes. Brice 25 cents. “Spread yourself”—as the bread remarked to the bntter. If afflicted with Sore Eyes, uso Dr. Isaao Thompson’s Evo Water. Druggists sell it. 25c. No Opium in Piso’s Cure for Consumption. Cures where other remedies fail. 25c. A pocket pin-cushion free to smokers of “Tansill’s Punch” sc. Cigars.

So confident are the manufacturers of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy in their ability to cure Chronic Catarrh in the Head, no matter how bad or of how long standing, that they offer, in good faith, tho above reward, for a case which they cannot cure.

SYMPTOMS OF CATARRH. Headache, obstruction of nose, discharges falling into throat, sometimes profuse, watery, and acrid, at others, thick, tenacious, mucous, purulent, bloody and putrid; eyes weak, ringing in ears, deafness, difficulty of clearing throat, expectoration of offensive matter ; breath offensive; smell and taste impaired, and general debility. Only a few of these symptoms likely to be present at once. Thousands of cases result in con(umption, and end in tho grave. By its mild, soothing, antiseptic, cleansing, and healing properties, Dr. Sage’s Remedy cures the worst cases. This infallible remedy does not, like the poisonous irritating snuffs, “ creams ” and strong caustic solu-

Dr. Pierce’s Pellets regulate and cleanse the liver, stomach and bowels. One a dose. Sold by druggists. Kfl Best Cough Medicine. Recommended by Physicians, pjl M Cures where all else fails. Pleasant and agreeable to the |9| Ul taste. Children take it without objection. By druggists. I*|

That Tired Feeling

—as never been more prevalent or more prostration than ui»w. The winter has been mild and unhealthiul, influenza epidemic and fevers have visited nearly all our homes, leaving about everybody in a weak, tired-out, languid condition. The usefulness of Hood’s Sarsaparilla is thus made greater than ever, for it is absolutely unefjua'ed as a building-up. strengthening medicine. Try it and you will realize its lecuperativo powers. Hood's Sarsaparilla “Hood’s Sarsaparilla has reuewed my grip. lam ® years of age and was ail run oown and discouraged. I have taken Hood’s Sarsaparilla and on looking myself over And that X am much better. In fact quite a chap. Of course the medicine will not discount my years, but it comes nearer to it than anything else.” Chablcs B. Lono, Shrewsbury, Mass. That Tired Feeling “Last spring 1 was completely fagged out. My strength left me an*l felt sick and miserable all the time, so that I could hardly attend to my business. Itook one bottle of Hood's Sarsaparilla and it cured me. There is nothing like it.” R. 0. Bkuole, Editor Enterprise, Belleville, Mich. Hood’s Sarsaparilla fold by all druggists, f 1; six for #5. Prepared only by U. I. HOOD A CO., Lowell. Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar

Children Too Fast become list Jess, fretful, without energy, thin and weak. But you cin fortify them and build them up, by the use of scorn EMULSION OF PURE COD LIVER OIL AND HYPOPHOSPHITES Of Lime aud Soda. They will take it readily, for it is almost as palatable as milk. And it should be remembered that AS A PREVENTIVE OR CURE OF COUGHS OR COLDS, IN BOTH THE OLD AND YOUNO, IT IS UNEQUALLED. Avoid, substitutions offered.

tions.with which the public have long been humbugged, simply palliate for a short time, or drive the, disease to the lungs, as there is danger of doing in the use of such nostrums, but it produces perfect and permanent cures of the worst cases of Chronic' Catarrh. as thousands can testify. “ Cold in the Head” is cured with a few applications. Catarrhal Headache is relieved and cured as if by magic. It removes offensive breath, loss or impairment of the sense of taste, smell or hearing, watering or weak eyes, and impaired memory, when caused by tho violence of Catarrh, as they all frequently are. Sold by druggists, at 50 cents. Manufactured by World’s Dis pensary Medical Association, 603 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.

The marked benefit which people In run down or weakened stite of health derive from Hood’s Saraoparilla conclusively proves the elslrn thit thl* medicine “makes the weak strong.” It does not act like a stimulant, imparting fictitious strength from I which there must follow a reaction of greater weakness than before, bnt possessing just elements which tho system needs aud readily seizes, Hood’s Sarsaparilla Builds up in a perfectly natural way. all theweskened parts, sets upon the hlood as a purifier an>J viuiizer, and assists to healthy action those important organs, the kidneys and liver. “My daughter received much benefit from the use of Hood’s Sarsaparilla as an excollonttonlc after a protracted attack of bronchial pneumonia.'’ Kstr f. H. Adams. New Hartford, Conn. That Tired Feeling “X take Hood’s Sarsaparilla, and find It the beret medicine for the blood I ever tried. Large quantities of it are sold in this vicinity. As a blood medicine and spring tonic, it stands ahead of all others.” H. N. Phillips, Editor Sentinel-Advertiser. Hope, Valley. U. I. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Sold h* all druggists. |l : six for f>. Prepared n-fir by C. 1. HOOD a CO.. Lowell. Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar

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