Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 8, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 March 1890 — Page 7

Entirely He!p!ess to Health.

The above statement made by Mrs. 8. H. Ford, wire or (Jen. Ford, can be vouched for by nearly the entire population of Corunna. Mich., her hom » for years. She was for two years a terrible sufferer from rheumatism. beiug confined to her bed most of the time, her teet and limbs being so badly swollen she could sea' eely move. She was induced to try a bottle or Hibbard’s Rheumatic Syrup. It helped her, and two additional bottles entirely cured her. To-day she is a well woman. First ask your druggist; should he not keep it. we will send on receipt of price, $1 per bottle or six for S 5. Rheumatic Syrup Co. Jackson. Mich.

Got the Information.

Miss Tirade Wayticg—Mr. Bilder, what is a “sealed proposal?” I see the term every little while m the papers. George Bilder (blushing) —A— er sealed proposal? Why, it’s a proposal, only it’s sealed. Miss Tirade Wsyting—Yes, but what kind of a proposal—George —Mr. Bilder —and sealed how?

(Twenty minutes Inter, disengaging herself from Mr. Bilder’s ardent embrace) — Yes, George 1 know now .—Drake’s Magazine.

The Buccaneers of Old

Flaunted the skull and crossbones, their ensign, defiantly at the mastnead. Your modern pirate, not on the high seas, but upon the high reputation of standard remedies, skulks under various disguises. His hole and corner traffic has never to any degree affected Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, although that standard invigorant, and corrective has long been the shining mark at which his shafts have been directed. Cheap local bitters, composed of fiery unrectifled stimulants, with an infusion, or extract possibly, of some tonic bark, are still somelimes recommended as identical with, or similar to, or possessing virtues kindred to those of America’s chosen family medicine. These perish speedily, while the' great subduer and preventive of disease pursues Its successful career, overcoming malaria, dyspepsia, nervousness, kidney troubles, constipation, and rheumatic ailments, not only on ihis but on many continents.

A Woman of Japan.

In tho Province of Ise the most remarkable woman in Japan, as to size, has just come to the public notice. She is a trifle over eight feet in height, has a breadth of palm of hand of thirteen inches, a foot seventeen inches broad, a weight of 38,000 momme, and is only sixteen years of age. She is so well proportioned that at a distance she has not thq appearance of being overgrown, and she has regular features and a beautiful complexion. American tourists and Europeans are going miles to see her.

Hark! to the sound of humanity’s wails ! Millions of jjeople with aches ana with ails. Ileadacheß and humors, a merciless'fiood Weakness of lungs and disorders of blood. Yet there’s a helper that certainly saves Thousands of people from premature gravos. The remedy is Dr. Bierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. It cures coughs, relieves asthma, checks bronchitis, purifies the blood, heals sores, eruptions and unsightly pimples, and is without a rival for all the ills that spriug from a disordered liver. All druggists. Don't hawk, an I blow, and spit, but use Dr. Buge’s Catarrh Remedy. Of druggists.

Cause of His Uneasiness.

He (somewhat suspiciously)—You say you never loved anybody but me? Ha! Is that true, Maud? She—Harry, your looks terrify me! Have—have I been too bold in allowing you to kiss me so much this evening? He—No, Maud, but you kiss like an old hand.— Chicago 'Tribune.

S?JACOBS Oil CURES PERMANENTLY RHEUMATISM. Suffered for Nearly 30 Years. 187 N. Chester St., Balt more, Md. _ For nearly 3J years I suffered with rheumatism in arm and shoulder; could not lift my arm. Less than two bottles of St. Jacobs Oil cured me. VV. H. HEESON. Of Many Years’ Standing;. Gadsden, Crockett Co., Term. My case was rheumatism-'of many years’ Standing, contracted during the war; tried most everything without relief. St. Jacobs Oil finally cured me. FRED. ROGGE. At Druggists and Dealers. THE CHARLES fl. VOGELER CO.. Baltimore. Md. ONB ENJOY® Roth the method aud results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system effectually, dispels colds, headaches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever produced, pleasing to the taste and acceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c and $1 bottles by all leading druggists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will procure it promptly for any one who wishes to. try it Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA F/0 SYRUP CO. B AN FRANCISCO, CAL . LOUIBVIUE, AT. . NEW TORN. N.f.

QUEENSLAND'S WONDERFUL WELL.

It Throws a Fountain of Water a Hundred Feet Into the Air. The artesian well at Charleville, on the Warrego Biver, Queensland, iB the newe-t and most remarkable instance of the natural resources of marvellous Australia. The well is situated quite nei r the railway station, but in one of the most unlikely places that could have been imagined. Who on earth would have expected that this ar esian well, which is the best in the world, or at all events yields the largest amount of water, was sunk on the top of a sandy hummock? Yet so it is. Tne site was chosen by the hydraulic engineer, J. B. Henderson, lor jeasons only known to himself, but which have been amply justified. Crossing the swampy flat le ding to this hummock, attention is drawn to a wide channel.cut.through the drift sand, and it .6 expla ned that the outflow of water had done this ere the apparatus for controlling it had been obtained. The bore itself looked a harmless enough kind of thing. It might have been taken for a rather hi. h standpipe placed in an idiotic position in the bottom of a hole sixty or sevemy yards long, thirty broad, and ten feet deep. But a moment’s observation showed that the harmle-s-looking standpipe had made the hole. As a matter of fact, the. water when it was tapped rushed up in such volume that it washed away ihe sand around the bore in a few minutes, and cleaned oat the foundations of the derrick and threatened to wreck .the whole contrivance. If they b a d not got a plug in it pretty soon, it would have washed Charlevnle into the Warrego. On top of the nipe there has keen fixed a right-angle bend, so that the water can be turned in any direction. When the visitors arrived at the bore it was 6een that the water was trickling in a tiny stream from this bend into the thirsty sand below, but in a few minutes the scene was chauged. Mr. Woodley, of the Queensland Boring Company, which sunk the well,opened the valve, and with every turn of the wheel the thin stream thickened and deflected from its former perpendicular coarse. Gradually the volume of water increased and began to roar through the pipe almost like steam blowing from a safety valve. Every moment the sight became more interesting, and when the valve was fully opened it was a spectacle to wonder at. Bushing from the bore and by its own force ejecting itself for a distance of thirty feet in a horizontal direction came a column of water white as milk in appearance. In a second or two it churned up the sand before it into coffee-colored mud. This was the first singular thing noticed, for the falling white torrent driving before it, £3 it seemed, the brown mud, produced a whimsical effect like the pouring of milk and coffee into the same cup at the same time. But this did not last long. In a very few moments a little pond was formed, which filled up until the level of the surrounding ground was retched, and then there was seenut first a rivulet, and then a stream rushing down the hillside. When it is said that this well fills a 400-gailou tank in thirteen seconds it can be readily understood that all this did not lake long. The valve was next closed and the right-angle bend removed. On the second opening of the valve there was witnessed a spectacle at once beautiful and majestic, and which was well worth the long journey from Brisbane to see The water rose in a snowy column like a stalagmite of wool to a height of thirty feet, and descended in a hissing torrent so heavy and close as to quite obscure the pipe itself. It was a marvel of beauty, and a picture that will never be effaced from the memories of those who witnessed it. Subsequently a nozzle one inch in diameter was attached to the pipe, and when the water was turned on it ascended in an even jet to a height of nearly one hundred feet, returning to tbo eurth in a heavy shower, or dissipating in mist clouds through which the rainbows played with au effect that was as beautiful as it was wonderful. It seemed that the visitors would never tire of looking at it. They simply stood and gazed, hardly saying a word, for in the presence of this marvellous phenomenon speech seemed poor and commonplace,, and the mind simply gave itself up to childlike wonderment.— The Queenslander.

Good Story on Ingersoll.

Col. Ilobt. G. Ingorsoll would never be suspected of being a respecter of persons, for be has such a free and easy way of discoursing upon religious matters. His legal protege was Judge Puterbaugh, then a Judge of the Circuit Court at Peoria, 111. Upon one occasion, while the Judge was engaged in lining a spectator for contempt of court, lngersoll offered some gratuitious advice which w«s resented with some show of indignation. Ingersoll retaliated by hinting that when the court was fishing in a polit cal way after the ermine he had not been so chary about accepting advice. This warmed the old man up in e irnest, and he at once imposed upon the presumptuous advocate a fine of $lO and costs. Ingersoll fumbled in his pockets for a moment, then walked up to the bar with outstretched hand and said: “Puterbaugh, lend me $10.” The stern expression of the court never relaxed for an instant. Turning to the clerk, he said: “Mr. Clerk, let the record show that Mr Ingersoll’s fine is remitted. Peoria County can better affor l to lose $lO than I can.” —New York Herald.

Not many Eastern people, unless they are acquainted with the forests of the Mississippi Valley, and more especially those found on the higher Allegheny Mountains, know what a really large hickory tree is. The shellbarks of Southern Indiana are sometimes 150 feet tall, with trunks four or five feet in diameter, and bare of limbs for seventy or eighty feet, and even larger trees can be found in the still almost untotxched forests of Eastern Tennessee and Western North Carolina. But these large trees are doomed, and before many years have passed every hickory tree of sufficient size and proper quality will have been sacrificed to supply the ever-increasing demand for the wood. An authorized memorial volume, containing the life, writings, and speeches of the late Henry W. Grady, compiled by his co-workers on the Atlanta Constitution, and edited&jr Joel Chandler Harris, will he published by Cassell & Co.

How's This!

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrn that cauuot be cured by taking Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY <fc CO., Props., Toledo. O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney foe the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable'ln all business transactions, and financially able to carry out any obligation made by their firm. West- & Tnu ax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Waldino, Finnan & Marvin, Wholes all Druggists, Toledo, Ot Hall’s Catarrh <?uro is taken .internally, acting directly upon the blood a id muons surfaces of the system, l’ticj 73c per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.

Accidents Will Happen.

One of the belles of this village found a horseshoe, and hoping it would bring her good luck, placed it under her pillow when she retired, where she had already placed her fa'se teeth. Wheq she arose in the morning, ere dawn, she placed the horsesboe in her mouth, aud did not discover the mistake until she went to make up the bed and found her plate of teeth, —lndiana Messenger.

Would You Believe

The Proprietor of Kemp’s Ealsam gives Thousands of Bottles away yearly? This mode ot advertising would prove ruinous it the Balsam was not a perfect cure for Coughs and all Throat and Lung troubles. You will see the excellent effect after taking the first dose. Don’t hesitate! Procure a bottle to-day to keep in your home or room for immediate or iuture use. Trial bottle freo at all druggists'. Largo size 50c aud $1 More than twelve thousand letters snd manaßcripts of John Ericsson, the great engineer, have been put in the hands of Colonel W. C. Church to us* in the preparation of his biography. The Throat.—“ Brown's Bronchial Troches" act directly on the organs of the voice. They have an extraordinary effect In all disorders of the throat. A panorama of the surrender at Yorktown, whioh was exhibited in New York a few days ago, was sold last week for S4O and five years’ storage dues. Th* canvas cost $15,000 and the building, equipment, etc., $275,000.

"! Coiner *U enY»fIRH v wwmuohtihbw.

ENORMOUS SHIPMENTS. Frequent shipments of car-load lots of Dr. Pierce’s Medicines, to all the principal commercial centers of this country, are necessary to supply the unprecedented demand for these worldfamed remedies. No other medicines ever attained anything like the popularity which they enjoy. No other medicines possess such superior and positive curative properties as to warrant their manufacturers in selling them, as the proprietors of Dr. Pierce’s Medicines are doing, through druggists, under a positive guarantee of benefit or cure in every case , on fair trial, or money refunded. There are scores of sarsaparillas and other blood medicines advertised, but the “Golden Medical Discovery” of Dr. Pierce is the only one ever backed up by a positive guarantee from a well-known and thoroughly responsible house. The conditions are, that, given a fair trial, it will do all that is claimed for it, or money paid for it will be promptly refunded. A Certificate of Guarantee wraps every bottle. To attempt the sale of an inferior, or even a fairly good, blood-purifier under such trying conditions' as these, would mean bankruptcy to its proprietors.

■ PISO’S REMEDY FOR CATARRH.—Best. Easiest to use. r Cheapest. Relief is immediate. A cure is certain. For safe? Cold in the Head it has no equaL ■ It is an Ointment, of which a small particle is applied to the Ml nostrils. Price, 60c. Sold by druggists or sent by mall. *ll Address, E. T. llazeltink, Warren, Pa. BbH

s, CatarrH Time, f Pain ’ Trouble. IN 1 AND WILL CURE CATARRHfe" .v/A By lining; Eurs CREAM BALM A particle 1 supplied into e«cu nostril and is agr, csble. rricesoceutsstl>nijrKl*tH;by mall, registered, COcts. ELY BROTHERS, M Warren Street, New York.

A Lady in South Carolina Writes:

My labor was shorter and less paln'ul than on two lormer occasions; physicians astonished; I thank you for “.\,othei’» Friend.” It is woith Its weight in gold. Address The BradfLld beg. Co.. Atlanta, Ga.. for particulars. Sold by druggist*. Only a mere matter of form—Fitting a dress.— St. Louis Magazine. Five cents saved on soap; five dollars lost on rotted clothes, is that economy ? There is not 5 cents difference between tne cost of a bar of the poorest soap made aud the best, which is. as all know, Dobbins’ The thrown of Bussia—Turkey.— St. Louis Magazine.

SVBarch April BHay

Are the best months in which to purify your blood, tor at no other season does the system so much need the aid of a reliable medicine like Hood’s Sarsaparilla as now. During the long, cold winter, the blood becomes thin and impure, the body becomes weak and tired, the appetite may be lost. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Is peculiarly adapted to purify and enrich the blood, to create a good appetite and to overcome that tired feeling. It has a larger sate than any other sarsaparilla or blood purifer, and It increases lu popularity every year, tor it is the ideal Spring Medicine "Early IHBt spring 1 was very much run down, bad nervous headache, felt miserable and all that, 1 wits very much benefited by Hood’s Sarsaparilla and recommend it to my friends." Mits. J. M. Taylor, 1119 Euclid Avenue. Cleveland, O. “Hood’s Sarsaparilla has cured me of salt rheum, which I have had for years. Ido think it is a splendid medicine. .lam 40 years of age and my skin is just as smooth and fair as a piece of glass. I have six children, and when au.vthing is the trouble with .them the first thing I go for Is Hood’s Sarsaparilla." jins. Lilla Claiik, South Norwalk, Conn.

Hood’s Sarsaparilla

Sold by ah druggists. *1; six for $5. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD & CO.. Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar

Only a medicine possessed of extraordinary merits could sustain itself under such a business policy The “Golden Medical Discovery” is such a medicine, and has proven its ability to sustain its proprietors, even though sold on such extraordinary terms. As a remedy for all Blood, Skin and Scalp Diseases, it lias won for itself world-wide fame. Especially has it manifested its potency In curing Saltrheum, Eczema, Tetter, Pimples, Blotches, Eruptions, old Scrofulous Sores, Ulcers, and kindred ailments. As a remedy for the peculiar weaknesses, distressing irregularities, and painful derangements incident to women, Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription stands alone as the only remedy guaranteed to give satisfaction in every case , or money paid for it is promptly refunded. It is but natural that the people should bestow their patronage upon' these medicines, since none other are sold on such fair and liberal terms. They arc manufactured by the World’s Dispensary Medical Association, of Buffalo, N. Y.. a house whose financial standing and reputation for fair dealing is well-known to every publisher, as well as to every druggist, throughout the civilized world.

GRATEFUL—COMFORTING. EPPS’S COCOA BREAKFAST. “By a thorough knowledge of tin natural laws which govern the operation* of digestion and nutrition. and by a careful application of the line properties of well-eelected Cocoa. Mr. Epps has provided onr breakfast tables with a delicately flavoured bevSage which may save us many heavy doctors’ bills. is by the judicious use of such amclcs of diet that a constitution may be gradually built up until strong enough to resist every tendency to disease. Hundreds of subtle maladies are floating asound us ready to attack wherever there is a weak point We may escape many * fatal shaft by keeping our elves well, fortified with pure blood and s properly nourished frame.”—CVei/Srnrioe Qazttte. Made simply with boiling water or milk. Sold

Hibbard's Rheumatic and Liver Pills.

Thesa Pills are scientifically compounded, uniform in.action. NogrlpJng pain so commonly, following the use of pills. They ar* adapted to. both adults and uhillren with perfect safety. We guarantee they have no equnl ln the cure of Xick Headache. Constipation. Dyspepsia. Biliousness: and. as an appetiser..they excel any other preparation. Don’t u.i> laud in Montana represented to hive lead-ore deposits until you have been carefudy led o’er the land. Best, easiest to use and cheapest. Piso’s Remedy for Catarm. By druggists. 50c. We recommend "TansiH's Punch" Cigar.

Hood's Sarsaprilla la prepared from Sarsaparilla. Dandclinu, Mandrake. D;ck. Juniper Berries, and other well known vegetable remedies, in such a peculiar manner as t> derive the full medicinal value of each. It will cure, when iu the power of medicine, scrofula, salt rheum, sores, bolls, pimples. all humors, dyspepsia. biliou'BM*, sick headache. indigestion, general debility, catarrh, rheumatism. kidney and liver complaints. It ove.comet that extreme tired feeling caused by change of ell. mate, season, or life, and imparts life and strength to the whole system. Blood Poison "For years at irregular intervals in all seasons, I suffered the Intolerable burning and Itching of blood poisoning bv Ivy. It would break out oh my legs, in my throat uud eyes. La -t spriug 11 >ok Hood’s sar* suparllla. as a blood purifier, with no thought of it as a special remedy for ivy poisoning, but it has effected a permane t and thorough cure." Calvin T. Shutk. Wentworth, N. JI. '•I had bolls all over my neck and back, troubling me so much that I could uot turn my head around nor stoop over. Hood’s S irsapurllla cured me in two weeks. 1 think it is the best blood purifier.” Daniel Reap, Kansas City, Mo.

Sold by all druggists, ft: six for $5. Prepared only l> C. I.HOOD A CO„ Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar

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