Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 7, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 March 1890 — He Knew the Fact. [ARTICLE]
He Knew the Fact.
A small boy had a dog that was rough, as most small boys’ dogs are, and a young girl who lived next door had a kitten, sly as all cats are. One day the small boy came nonchalantly into the girl’s presence, and after some desultory conversation, he said: “You know my dog Barca and your cat Darling?” “Yes.” “Well, my dog had a pieee of meat, and he thought your cat was going to take it away from him.” “Thought!” exclaimed the wise little girl. “What makes you say that the dog thought? You know dogs don’t think, they instinct.” “Well,” said the boy, “I don’t care whether he thought it or whether he instincted it, but anyhow he killed your cat 17’ —Boston Transcript. A trial in the harbor of Portsmouth, England, recently showed that a modern torpedo boat can mount any boom yet devised to protect a roadstead or barber. The structure tested, it was supposed, would instantly stop and hold fast any boat attempting to pass it, but the boat, driven at full speed, went over without difficulty or damage. In Scotland it is said that to rock the empty cradle will insure the coming of, otter ocoipant# for it.
There is more Catarrh in this section of the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to be incurable. For a great many years Doctors pronounced it a local disease, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease, and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, ruauutacturod by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the market. It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a t* aspoonfnl. It acts dirt c.ly upon the blood and wuOus surface of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fail i to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Hi*Sold by Druggists, 73c.
