Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 7, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 March 1890 — Page 7

To Those Interested.

Hastings, Mich., April 22.1889. Rheumatic Syrup Co., Jackson, Mich: Gents —This is to certify that I had been troubled with rheumatism in all its forms | for the past twelve years, and was confined to my bed at various periods from three to six months at a time, and I could get about only by the aid of crutcnes. I employed several first-class physicians of this city, , none of whom effected a cure or gave temporary relief even. About two years ago I was induced to try Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup, and, after taking a few bottles I experienced relief, j and now consider myself cured. I unhesi- j tatingly recommend this medicine for 1 rheumatism. I know what it has done for me, what physicians could not do. i. e.. cured me of rheumatism. Mbs. H J. Kexitei.d. Ask your druggist for it. I certify to the above statement. Feed L. Heath, Druggist.

Easily Diagnosed.

Physician (at door of lunatic asylum)— “I have brought you an insane patient, whom you will find perfectly harmless when among adults, bat he is seized with murderous frenzy in the presence of children. ” Superintendent—“ Poor fellow! I presume he has lived alongside of a public school,” —New York Weekly.

The Old, Old Story.

, A little cough ; a feeling ill; A headache oft; a daily chill; A slower walk; a quickened breath; A frequent talk of coming death. No strength to rise from day to day; From loving eyes he fades away. Now lifts no more the weary head. The struggle’s o’er; the mail is dead. Such is the latal progress of consumption. How often is repeated the old, old story. Yet not half so often as it was before tho knowledge came to mankind that there was a discovery in medical science by which the dread disease could be arrested in its early stages and the patient restored to health'. This wonderful remedy is Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. Thousands of cures follow the use or Dr, Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. 50 cents. It is said that when the Grand Opera management in Paris changed some time ago the new men found upon the books items amounting to $30,000 annually for which no explanation appeared until it was found that it covered expenditures to secure favorable notices in the newspapers. The new management attempted to stop thiß expense, and after being bulldozed to compromise on merely cutting it down, have now been compelled to restore it to more than its old figure, on the plea that the newspaper men ought to shire in the increased receipts brought by the exposition.

“Good and Hcnest." ✓TV TV' is thus praised: ff «]L State of Ohio TreasM MBS asMS** I I “I have used St. Jay/ \J 11 cobs Oil in my family for years, and find it to be-the medicine of medicines FOR GENERAL USE. It is a good . honest medicine and honest men will not hesitate to recommend it to suffering humanity.” JOHN I>. SLEMMONS. Bookkeeper. At Phtjggists and Dealers. THE CHARLES A. CO.. Baltimore. Md. ONB ENJOYS Both the method and results •when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system effectually, dispels colds, headaches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever produced, pleasing to the taste and acceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c and $1 bottles by all leading druggists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will procure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. LOUISVILLE. KY. NEW YORK. N.Y. PENQION Q PATENTS, CLAIMS, rciioiuno Send for Circulars. Patrick O’Farrell, Atty.at Law,Washington, B.C. SAI ADICC DA If) To efficient Solicitors, with «"** n *“W rMIU or without experience, bv an old, well - established LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY. Address Box 27<», Chicago, 111. kidoebs wsnuaHSSSS: VHHMHHHMIHHHHBCTi'jrIeBtowD, Mass. MENTION THIS PAPER when whiting to advertiskrs. rcndlune a.sa of JOSEPH H. HCKTEB, Attorney, W. all I nglo». D. G. Ely’s Cream Balm WILL, cure ■i~4TAßf*Vnl fiilAHHFfj Apply Balm into each nostril. ELY BE08„ 56 Warren gt, »,¥• ■cSOjl

AN INTERESTING PAPER.

A Scientific. Contribution that Will Create a Stir in Geological Circles. Colonel Garrick Maliery. of the Smithsonian Institution, who is recognized as an authority on Indian traditions, religions and languages, has just completed a contribution to science that is likely to cause-considerable stir in the geological circles. It is called “Israelite and Indian; a Parallel in Planes of Culture,” and was written for the American Association for the Advancement of Science, of which he is the vice president and chief of the anthropological section. In this leport Co’onel Malfery overthrows amt completely demolishes a popular and al- ; most universal theory that all the savage tribes of Amtr ca, before their contact with civilization, had a formulated and established religious faith, believed in a single Supreme Being, a future life and a system of rewards and punishments after death. This theory, which has been accepted and disseminated by religious missionaries of all denominations among the Indians, his been the chief link to connect them with the prehistoric races of the Mosiac era, aud at the same time has been used to demonstrate that m in*, as a creature, however ignorant or degraded, was divinely inspired with a revelation or an instinct that recognized the one Supreme Being, the immortality of the soul ; and hope of happiness or fear of misery after death, accordingly as hi 3 early liie was spent. Colonel Maliery reports that after years of investigation into the traditions of all the North American tribes, representing fifty-eight linguistic stocks and more than 300 languages, he has been forced to the conclusion that the aborigines had no such instinct and no such religious belief until after contact with European civilization, when they gained it from the missionaries. These missionaries, he saya, were imbued with the dogma, and sought, and therefore found evidence of one primeval faith, hut were misled by their own enthusiasm. He continues*. “Afteif careful examination, with the assistance of explorers and linguists, I reassert my statement that no tribe or body of Indians before missionary influence entertaiued any formulated or distinct belief in a single overruling ‘Great Spirit,’ or aDy being that corresponded to the Christian conception of God. But I freely with even greater emph isis, that an astounding number of customs of the North American Indians are the same as those recorded of the ancient Israelites.” He tells, too, of the experience of W. W. Warren, who translated Bible history for the Ojibway nation, and was invariably met with the remark from the native piiests: “This book must be true, for our ancestors have told us similar stories, generation after generation, since the world was new," and only last year, when a well-informed chief of the Muskokis was being questioned as to the religious myths und legends of his tribes, he replied: “They are all in the Old Testament. We can read them the e without the trouble of taking them down from our people. ” Colonel Maliery also argues that it is useless to attempt to Christianize the ludians until after tuey have been civilized.

An Explanation of the Weather.

I heard a solution suggested by a friend a few days ago, which appears to be the most reasonable of any that has been made, s vys a writer in the Atlanta Constitution. “The weather,” said he, “moves in cycles. These cycles reach a maximum and minimum of coldness and warmth at certain per.ods. Tor instance, you remember that the winters from 1879 to about 1887 were exceedingly cold, very much more severe than the winters for years immediately before or after. That Cycle reached the limit of coldness during the winter of 1886, when the winters began to moderate, and they have been doing so ever since. Last winter was a phenomenally mild one, but this one is even more so. The cycle did not then reach the limit of warmth, but it probably has this winter, and if so it will begin to grow colder after this year and continue to increase in severity, until within the next ten years it will reach the limit of severity again, when the reaction will take place and the cycle will begin to move in the other direction. Prior to 1876 it reached the height of coldness during the winters of the w»r. Every old soldier will recall the bleakness of those winters, with the snow on the ground and raining most of the time. Ten years before this, however, the winters in the South were very much like they are now. I remember distinctly that the winter of 1854 was one of the mildest and most pleasant that I ever saw. It was just like this weather. You can trace the record for years before this and you will find that it is just as I tell you—the weather moves in cycles. I don’t know what causes it, but I suppose it is something about the movements of the planets. There is something in their revolution that causes these periodical changes, aud it will last as long as the hoavenly bodies continue to move as they have been doing since the foundation of the universe.”

He Knew the Fact.

A small boy had a dog that was rough, as most small boys’ dogs are, and a young girl who lived next door had a kitten, sly as all cats are. One day the small boy came nonchalantly into the girl’s presence, and after some desultory conversation, he said: “You know my dog Barca and your cat Darling?” “Yes.” “Well, my dog had a pieee of meat, and he thought your cat was going to take it away from him.” “Thought!” exclaimed the wise little girl. “What makes you say that the dog thought? You know dogs don’t think, they instinct.” “Well,” said the boy, “I don’t care whether he thought it or whether he instincted it, but anyhow he killed your cat 17’ —Boston Transcript. A trial in the harbor of Portsmouth, England, recently showed that a modern torpedo boat can mount any boom yet devised to protect a roadstead or barber. The structure tested, it was supposed, would instantly stop and hold fast any boat attempting to pass it, but the boat, driven at full speed, went over without difficulty or damage. In Scotland it is said that to rock the empty cradle will insure the coming of, otter ocoipant# for it.

There is more Catarrh in this section of the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to be incurable. For a great many years Doctors pronounced it a local disease, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease, and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, ruauutacturod by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the market. It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a t* aspoonfnl. It acts dirt c.ly upon the blood and wuOus surface of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fail i to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Hi*Sold by Druggists, 73c.

A Dangerous Man to Meet.

Mr. R imho (in front “Hall, slumbling against cha rs find up-setting hat-rack) — Djid-quizzle the whole dumtiummod shebang to gornhtion! Gol-whang the hiyoopin’ old caravan! Who-o-o-p! Mis. Rambo (in sitting-room, hur-riedly)—-Children, get up-stairs as quick as you can and go to bed. Your father is breaking in a pair of new shoes. — Chicago 'Tribune.

Card of Thanks.

If the proprietor of Kemp's Balsam should publish a card of thanks, containing expressions of gratitude which come to him daily from tnoso who have been cured of severe throat and lung troubles by the use of Kemp’s Balsam, it would fill a fair-sized book. How much better to invite all to call on any druggist and get a free sample bottle that you may test tor yourself its power. Large bottles 50c and SI.OO. Thomas A.Deblois, of Portland, says the Lewiston Journal, was ono of the witty Maine lawyers of whom interesting stories are told. At one time Judge Nicholas Emery, who was particularly sensitive to jokes at his own expense, had repeatedly rebuked Deblois for alleged departure from the rules of propriety. He being especially pointed at one time, the counselor retorted: “I beg your Honor’s pardon. Your Honor is right and I was wrong, as your Honor usually is.” The tooth extracted from a thirteen-year-old horse at Towsontown, Pa., weighed a quarter of a pound. No Safer Remedy can be had for Coughs and Colds, or any trouble of the Throat, than Brown’s Bronchial Troches. Price 25 cts. Sold only in boxes. The more people become wrapped up in themselves the colder they grow.— Boston Post.

“ TAKEN IN.” “ I used often to read the newspaper aloud to my wife,” said Bert Robinson, “ and once I was fairly ‘ taken in ’ by a patent medicine advertisement. The seductive paragraph began with a modest account of the seaserpent, but ended by setting forth the virtues of Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery, which, it was alleged, was a sure cure for all Bronchial, Throat and Lung troubles, and would even cure Consumption, if taken in time. The way I was taken in was this: I had lung disease, and I bought a bottle of the remedy; I was a stranger to it, and it took me in—and cured me.” Robinson’s experience is identical with that of thousands of others. So true is this, that after witnessing, for many years, the marvelous cures of Bronchial, Throat and Lung affections wrought by this wonderful remedy, its manufacturers feel warranted in selling it as they are doing, through druggists, under a positive guarantee that, if taken in time and given a fair trial, it will relieve or cure in every case, or money paid for it will be refunded. No other remedy for such mala-

t' I STOIC HEADACHE, Bilious Headache, Dizziness, Constipation, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, and all derangements of the stomach and bowels, are promptly relieved and permanently cured by the use of DR. PIERCE’S PELLETS. They are Purely Vegetable and Perfectly Harmless. Aa a liIVER PILL, Unequaled! ONE PELLET A DOSE I ■ P ISO’S REMEDY FOK CATARRH.— Best. Easiest to use. -4 cheapest. Relief is immediate. A cure is certain. For fisafeCold in the Head it has no equaL ■ It is an Ointment, of which a small particle Is applied to the nostrils. Price, 60c. Sold by druggists or sent by mall. Address, E. T. Hazeltine, Warren, Pa. HH

MOTHERS’ FRIENn HUES CHILD BIRTH Eisi IP ÜBED BEFORE CONFINEMENT. Book to ”*othsrs”^MailedoFre*. BIIADFIELn REGULATOR Co., ATLANTA, GA. u *old‘,»y all Druooi-tA'

Hibbard’s Rheumatic and Liver Pills.

These Pills are scientifically compounded, uniform iu action. No griping pain so commonly following the use of pills. They are adapted to both adults and children with perfect safety. We guarantee they have no equal In the cure of Sick Headache, Constipation. Dyspepsia. Biliousness; .and, as an appetizer, they excel any Qther preparation. _ The latest English fancy is to wear with a tailor-made gown a small fancy watch of iron, or oxidized to resemble iron, with elaborate gold initials, fastened by a brooch on the left front of the basque, as a medal or other ddcor ation would be worn.

Florence, Ala.

The pereonully conducted excursions to this rapidly growing city have been so successful that the Chicago and Ftstern Illinois Railroad (Evansville Route) will run one on each of the lollowing dates: Fob. 4, 11, 18, and 25. For copy of “Alabama n 9 It Is" and further information, send to Wiliiam Hill. Gen. Pass, Agent, Chicago, IIL Smoke the best— Tanslll’s Punch" Cigar.

March April May

Are the beßt months in which to purify your blood, for at no other s>ason does the system so much need the aid of a reliable medicine like Hood’s Sarsaparilla as now. During the long, cold winter, the blood becomes thin and impure, the body becomes weak and tired, the appetite may ba lost. Hood’s Sarsaparilla is peculiarly adapted to purify and enrich the blood, to create a good appetite and to overcome that tired feeling. It has a larger sale than any other sarsaparilla or blood purifer, and It increases in popularity every year, for it is the ideal Spring Medicine “Early last spring 1 was very much run down, had nervouo headache, felt miserable and all that, I was very much benefited by Hood’s Sarsaparilla and recommend it to my friends.” Mrs. J. M. Taylor, Ul9Euclid Avenue, Cleveland, O. "Hood’s Sarsaparilla has cured me of salt rheum, which I have had for years. Ido think it i-s a splendid medicine. lam 40 years of age and my skin is .iust as smooth and fair as a piece of glass. I have six children, and when anything is the trouble with them the first thing I go for is Hood’s Sarsaparilla.” Mas. Li li,a Clark, South Norwalk, Conn.

Hood’s Sarsaparilla

Sold by all druggists. It; six for sh. Prepared only by C. 1. HOOD A CO., Apothecaries, LoweK, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar

dies is sold under such trying conditions; no ordinary remedy could sustain itself under such a plan of sale. For all chronic or lingering Coughs, Weak Lungs, Spitting of Blood, Bronchitis, Shortness of Breath, Asthma, and kindred ailments, it is a most potent remedy. While it cures these diseases it also cleanses the blood, invigorates the.liver, improves digestion, and builds up both flesh and strength. Contains no alcohol to inebriate, no sugar or syrup to sour or ferment in the stomach and interfere with digestion. It is a concentrated, fluid, vegetable extract. Dose small and pleasant to taste. It stands alone in the field of medicine, and is as peculiar in its wonderful curative effects as in its composition. Therefore, don’t be fooled into taking something recommended as “ just as good.” Bear in mind, it’s the only Liver, Blood and Lung Remedy possessed of such transcendent curative properties as to warrant its manufacturers in selling it under a printed certificate of guarantee , which wraps every bottle. World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Proprietors, 063 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.

ABM I Ml Habit. The only certain LIKILIIYI arld eaßy cure - Dr - J- 4. mPstiam TiSi ?.P?B Stephen!! - Lebanon. Ohio. Mfc.Nl lON rHIS PAPER whin wrjtinb to adtiitiuu. YttUitfi fr SSi*,^v4 (r fe^.^ ALII:KTINK Janesville, Wiß. ICENTION THIS KAFttK ***? writiw to AprainßMUL ASTHMA»

Low-Priced Lands.

Attention of the reader is called to thfca ivertiseraent of "New Homes" in another column of this paper. Tho St. Paul, Minneapolis and Manitoba Railroad Company have obtained 50,000 aoro9 of new lands ot an excellent quality, which that company is offering to settlers at reasonable terms. By addressing J. Bookwalter. Laud. Commissioner. St Paul. Minn., home seeker* will recelvo valuable information !n relation to these lands. A CORRESPONDENT wants to know if Muldoou was ever thrown in the Epson* Downs. Texas Siftingst All who use Dobbins’ Electric Soaf praise it as the best, cheapest and tints: economical family soap made; but if you* will try it once it will toil a still strong***, tale ol its merits itself. Please try it. “Live and let live" is not the motto of the live electric wire. —Binghamton Ro publican. Bronchitis Is cured by frequent smalt doses of Piso’B Cure for Consumption.

Hood's Sarsaprllla is prepared from Sarsaparilla. Dandelion. Mandrake. Dock, Juniper Berries, ami other well known vegetable remedies, In such a peculiar manner as to derive the full medicinal value of each. It will cure, when la the power of ruediciue, scrofula, salt rheum, sorea, bolls, pimples, all humors. dyspepsia, hlliou ness, sick headache, indigestion, general debility, catarrh, rheumatism. kidney and liver complaints. It overcomes that extreme tired feeling caused by change of <*.ll. mate, season, or life, and imparts life and strength to the whole system. Blood Poison “For years at irregular intervals in all season**. I suffered the intolerable burning aud Itching of blood poisoning by ivy. It would break out on my lege, in my throat and eyes. Last spring 1 took Hood’s Harsaparllla, as a blood purifier, with no thought of ik as a special remedy for Ivy poisoning, but it ha» effected a permanent and thorough cure.” Calyib* T. Bhutk, Wentworth, N. 11. “I had boils all over my neck and back, troubling me so much that I could not turn my head aroun4nor stoop over. Hood’s Harsaparllla cured me In two weeks. I think It is the best blood purifier.” Danish. Read, Kansas City, Mo.

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