Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 February 1890 — Kissed Another Man’s Wife. [ARTICLE]

Kissed Another Man’s Wife.

“You- scoundrel,” yelled young Jacob Green, At his good neighbor, Brown — “You kissed my wife upon the street— I ought to knock you down.” “That’s where you re wrong,” good Brown replied, In accents mild and meek ; “I kissed her, that 1 ve not denied, But kissed her on the cheek, and I did It because she looked so handsome— the very picture of beauty and health. What is the secret of it?” “Well,” replied Green, “since you ask it, I will tell you: She uses Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription. I accept your apology. Goodnight.” “Favorite Prescription" is the only remedy for the delicate derangements and weaknesses of lemales, sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee of giving satisfaction in every case, or money paid for it returned. Fob biliousness, sick headache, indigestion, and constipation,take Dr. Pierce’s Pellets.