Democratic Sentinel, Volume 14, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 February 1890 — Page 7

Only One Bottle.

Fobt Wayne, Ind.. August 23. 1889. Rheumatic Syrup Co.. Jackson. Mich.: Gentlemen: Having suffered severely for seme time with rheumatism, so that I was unable to work. Messrs, breier & Bro. recommended Hibbard's Rheumatic Syiup. After taking one bottle I was entirely cured. I have recommended your remedies frequently to my filends with like results. L. C. Zollinger. } sk your druggist for it We have personal knowledge that the above statement is correct Dbeieb & Bbo., Diuggists.

Great Improvement.

Capt. Jasman, who owed a bill in a neighboring town, was drawn on through the bank* “What’s this?” he asked of the collector. “It’s a draft for $50.” “The first one I ever saw. Now, they get’em up in good shape, don’t they? Well, sir, there has been a big improvement in such things since I could first remember When I was a boy, circus bills were mere daubs of red ink, but now look at ’em” “Are you going to pay thisdrnft?” “Oh, I don’t want it. Tell that feller that I am much obliged for the kind attention he has shown me, but that I cannot afiford to pay so large a price for 60 small a piece of paper. Good-day.”— Arkansan, Traveler.

Take Care! There Is Danger

In allowing inactivity of the kidneys to grow through neglect. The deadly shoals of Bright’s disease and diabetes will wreck the goodly bark of health if it is allowed to drift rudderless upon them. The bladder, too, if inactive, and judicious medication does not speedily direct the helm toward the port of safety, will be whelmed by the quicksands of disease. In selecting a diuretic, let your choice fall upon Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, which stimulates the renal prgans without irritating and exciting them, two effects to be apprehended from the unrnedicated stimuli largely resorted to. These have a tendency to react prejudicially. The Bitters invigorate the kidneys and bladder, in common with the nerves and the digestive organs, and so afford lasting aid. It also affords dual assistance in preventing and curing intermittent and remittent fever. Biliousness, constipation and rheumatism it also subjugates.

The Regret of His Life.

Tramp—Yes, mnm, them was stirring times when a lot of ns crossed the plains with “Pike’s Peak or Bust" on our wagons; Woman—Tell me, my good man, did you get to the goal of your ambition? Tramp—Yes, mum. I got through to Pike’s Peak, but I’ve been sorry ever since that I didn’t get busted sooner.

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She Wanted Small Change.

She was a sweet-faced, demure little woman, and as she sat in the lsdies* waiting-room of the Pennsylvania Railroad, in Jersey City, more than one man had his eyes on her and wondered who she was. By and by a young man in a check suit and carrying a great deal of cheek took a circuit around and sat down beside her. He had scircely dropped into the seat before she gave him a sweet smile and inquired if he would please to do her a great favor. “Ah! with all the pleasure in the world!” he made haste to reply. “I want some small change, and if yon will be so kind as to take this bill and ” “Certainly—certainly—mo3t happy to do c o,” be said, as he received it and started for the ticket office. He handed it in without looking afc.it and asked for the change, but the ticket man shoved it back with the remark: “Wonder how many more fools she will strike before her train goes!" “What do you mean?^ “Look at the bill.” It was a $5 Confederate note; and as the young man stood staring at it with blinking eyes the ticket m in added: “You are the fifth one within two hours. She brought ’em along for just such an emergency, and the proper thing for you to do is to take a back seat'and make yourself as small as possible until your train goes.” The crushed young man did even better than that, he left the depot altogether, and his demeanor was that of h man who intended to hunt up a pile driver and let the hammer fall upon him half a dozen times. —New York Sun.

Kissed Another Man’s Wife.

“You- scoundrel,” yelled young Jacob Green, At his good neighbor, Brown — “You kissed my wife upon the street— I ought to knock you down.” “That’s where you re wrong,” good Brown replied, In accents mild and meek ; “I kissed her, that 1 ve not denied, But kissed her on the cheek, and I did It because she looked so handsome— the very picture of beauty and health. What is the secret of it?” “Well,” replied Green, “since you ask it, I will tell you: She uses Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription. I accept your apology. Goodnight.” “Favorite Prescription" is the only remedy for the delicate derangements and weaknesses of lemales, sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee of giving satisfaction in every case, or money paid for it returned. Fob biliousness, sick headache, indigestion, and constipation,take Dr. Pierce’s Pellets.

The Dog Had to Climb.

We Were comforlable seated around the hearth at Porter Lake, in Pike County, Pa., and the spirit of story telling was strong upon ns, because the fishiDg had been unusually good and tne supper bounteous. The flash and sparkle of wit tilled the upper air of the room as with a fine surora. and a halo of calm bliss encircled the brow of each en<r meed listener. But first the drug and then the antidote. The benevolent Colonel drew us down gently from the gi Idy bights with a story of n coarse plebeian, loyally known as a catfish. Thus rm h s ?ale; “A man and his dog went fishing in the Mississippi. In a short time the man felt a mighty pull on the line and he knew thit a cattish had taken hold. The giant came along peacefu ly enough until be happened io change his mind, and then ho decided to double on his course and take the m n along. The faithful dog, seeing his master’s danger, rush dto the rescue bravely enough. The wily catfish, when he found the dog pursuing, turned upon him anb terrified the dog, who incontinently tinned iail nnd swam vigorously toward the dry land, the catfish hotly so lowing. “Presently the dog gained the land and ran hastily, the catnsh madly surging after him. The dog. Boreiy pressed «ud feafing a j ainful death, in his extremity climbed a iree, the catfish still pursuing." “Hold on! hold on!” we cried in chorus; dogs can’t climb trees.” “t nn’t climb a tree!” responded the Colonel. “But the catfish was closo upon him and this dog had to climb.”— Forest and Stream.

A Remedy for the Influenza Cough.

A rum dy recommended for jmtb-nts afflicted with the influenza cough is Kemp’s Balsam, th“ specific for eouglis and colds, which is e*p cially adapted to diseases of the tlrroat and lungs. Do not wait for tho first svmptoms of the dis Casi before securing the remedy, but get a bottle and keep it on band so- use the moment it is needed. If neglected the influ -nza lias a tendency Itt bring on pneumonia. All druggists sell the Ealsanrn

Make a Guess.

At a grocery store on Church street, Belfast, Mass., recently, while quite a number of persons were" gathered therein, the proprietor got them to guessing on various things, fina'ly comming to pea beans; A number of guesses were made as to how many were in a bushel. The most reckless persou in the party guessed as high as 50,0U0. From that there were various other estimates of a smaller number. “Well, sir," ?aid the giocer, “there are 119,000.” Of course no one would believe him until he explained that there were sixty to a ha f ounce, and proved it. “Then how many bank notes will it take to weigh a* much as a si ver dollar?” be said. “One bundle 1!" “seventy-five?” “three hundred!” cried out several. “Not right,” said the (tracer, "justtwenfy-two,” which he illustra ed and proved.

Hibbard’s Rheumatic and Liver Pills.

These Pills are scientifically compounded, uniform in action. .No griping pain so commonlv following the use of pills. Tney are adapted to both adults and children with perlect s ifrty. We guarantee they have no equal in ttie cure of Hick Headache. Constipation. D.Vfpepsia Biliousness: and. as an appetizer, they excel any other preparation.

Talking Shop.

Mrs. Mushroom— Mel in dt. now that Mrs. De Wigsting has g me, let; me tell you asain never to make any allugion to pa’s ptick ngbusiness before company. Melinda—Why. ms«, I didn t say anything about pork. Mrs. Mushroom— No; but you spoke about having a sty on your eye, and it mortified mj terribly. Jacknonville Critique. A mausoleum to cost $109,000 is to be erected in Laurel Hill Cemetery, San Francis ?o, for the Flood family,

Deafness Can’t Be Cured

by tocal applications, as they can not reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure Deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucus lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets Inflamed Sm have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearg, and when it is entirely closed Deafness is the result, and ui-less the inflammation can be taken ont and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases ont of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mnens surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that we can not cure by taking Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. as-Sold by Druggists, 75c.

Outside the Climate.

“Look nt this coat!” he exclaimed, as he entered the store of a dealer on Michigan avenue the other day. “My frendt, vhas something wrong mit dot coat?" “I should remark! Yon warranted it fast color, and see how it has faded." “Hem. I war.anted it, did I?" “You did.” “How long ago vhas dot?" “Fonr weeks ago—the day before I went to Toledo.” “Ho, ho! Yon has been to Toledo, eh?" “Yes —just got back.” “Dot settles der case and lets me oudt. Dot coat vhas warranted for Detroit climate, und if you go to Toledo you must take your shauces on shrinking and fading.”—Detroit Free Press.

The Handsomest Lady la Town

Remarked to u friend the other day that she knew Kemp’s Balsam for the Throat and Lungs was a superior remedy, as it stopped her cough instantly when other cough remedies had no effect whatever. So to prove this and convince you of its merit, any druggist will give you a Sample Bottle Free. Large size, 50c and sl. Daniel GLOCKandhis wife, of Carondelet, Mo., in celebrating their twentyfifth wedding anniversary also celebrated the fiftieth birthday of each, and the birthday of each of their three children falls also upon the wedding anniversary. Wagner is to have a statue in Munich. It will probably be fastened to its pedestal by brass bands. If Dobbins’ Electric Soap is what so many insist it is. you can not afford to go without it. Your grocer has it, and you can decide for yourself very soon. Don’t let another Monday pass without trying it “Gnaw, you don’t,” ns the cheese said to the mouse when he tried to eat a hole in the wire sorben that covered it.

FASHIONABLE SOCIETY. The trying ordeals which fashionable society imposes on its devotees are enough to severely test the physical strength and endurance of the most robust. Irregular ani late hours, over-i ich and indigestible food, late suppers, the fatigue of the ball-room, the bad air of the illy-ve-itilatod, overcrowded theatre, are each, in themselves, sufficient to upset the system and ruin the health of the delicate and sensitive. Comr bined, they can hardly fail, if persisted in, to seriously impair the health of the hardiest. Ladies generally possess less powers of endurance, than their male consorts, and so the sooner succumb to these deleterious influences. They become pale, haggard and debilitated, and constantly experience a sense of lassitude that “tired feeling,” as so many express it. The least exertion fatigues them. Various neuralgic and other pains harrass and distress tho sufferer. Headache, backache, “ bearing-down ” sensations, and “female weaknesses” follow and sorely afflict the sufferer. As an invigorating, restorative tonic, soothing cordial and bracing nervine, for debilitated and feeble women generally, Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription has no

DR.PIERCE’S PELLETS: BffiffSSßS Unequaled as a LIVER PILL. Smallest, Cheapest, Easiest to take. One tiny, Sugar-coated Pellet a dose. Cures Sick Headache, Bilious Headache, Constipation, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, and all derangements of the Stomach and Bowels. 25 cents a vial, by druggists. » , Cures where all else fails. Pleasant and agreeable to the A |s| Ul taste. Children take it without objection. By druggists. * |*|

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Progress.

It is very important in this aee of vast material progress that a remedy be pleasing to the taste and to the eye, easily taken, acceptable to the stomach and healthy in its nature and effects. Possessing these qualities, Syrup of Fias is the one perfect laxative and most gentle diuretic known. Prince Bismarck was on one occasion challenged to fight a duel by the Austrian statesman Count Rechberg. Both were at that time Ambassadors to the German Diet at Frankfort. Coughs and Hoarseness.—The irritation which induces coughing immediately relieved by use of “Brown’s Bronchial Troches." Sold only in boxes. The man who reaches the top of the ladder must get there in a round-about , *

Florence, Ala.

The personally conducted excursions to this rapidly growing oily have beon so successful that the Chicago and Eastern Illinois Railroad (Evansville Route) will run one on each of the lollowlng dates: Feb. 4. 11,18, and 25. For copy of “Alabama as It Is” and further information, send to William Hill. Gen. Puss. Agent, Chicago. 111. No Opium in Piso’s Cure for Consumption. Cures where other remedies fail. 25c. If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac Thompson’s Eye Water. Druggists sell it 250. The old smoker’s delight—“TansiU’s Punch” America’s finest 5« crg ir.

Prepare for Spring Now is the time to attend to your perainal condilion in preparation for the change to spring sea-on. If j-ou have not "wlnteiel well,” if you are tired out from overwork, if your blood ha-i become impure from close confinement in badly ventilated offices or shops, you should take Hood’s Sarsaparilla at once. It will purify and vitalize your blood, create a good appetite, and give your whole system tone and strength. “For a flrst-clußß spring medicine my wife and I think very highly of Hood’s Sarsaparilla. We both took it last spring. It did us a great doal of good and we felt better through the hot weather than ever before. It cured my wife of sick headache, from which she has suffered a great doa’, and relieved me of a dizzy, tired feeling. I think every one ought to take something lo purify the blood before the hot weather comes on, and we shall certainly tko Hood’s Karsiiparllla this spring." J. H. Pearce, Supt. Granite Railway Co., Concord, N. H. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. #1: six for US. Prepared only by C. 1. HOOD & CO.. Apothecaries, l/owell. Mass. 10° Dose<% One Dollar

equal. In fact, it is the only medicine for tho peculiar weaknesses and ailments incident to females, sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee from its manufacturers, that it will, in eveij case, give satisfaction or its price ($1.00) will be promptly refunded. It improves digestion, invigorates the system, enriches the blood, dispels aches and pains, produces refreshing sleep, dispels melancholy and nervousness, and builds up both tho flesh and strength of the je reduced below a healthy standard. It Is a legitimate medicine not a beverage. Contains no alcohol to inebriate ; no syrup or sugar to sour or ferment in the stomach and cause distress. It is as peculiar in its composition ns it is marvelous in its remedial Therefore, don’t be put off with some worthless compound easily, but dishonestly, recommended to be “ just as good,” that the dealer may make-more profit “ Favorite Prescription ”is incomparable. The manufacturers’ unprecedentedf offer to guarantee satisfaction in every cose, or money refunded, ought to convince every invalid of this fact. A Book, on Woman’s Ailments, and their Self-cure (1(50 pages), sent under seal, in plain envelope, for ten cents in stamps. Address, World’s Dispensary Medical Association, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.

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