Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 January 1890 — Salvation Army Wit. [ARTICLE]

Salvation Army Wit.

The fair venders of the IFar Cry in Bombay can bo cuttingly sarcastic when they like. At the Apollo Bunder recently one of them persuaded two repiesentatives of the genus masher to purchase a copy of the publication, and was about to ro on her way again, when one of her patrons remarked: “Now you’ll give us your blessing, won’t you?” Equal to the occasion, the lady replied: “May the Lord make your hearts as soft as your heads, gentlemen.”—Bombay Homeward Mail.