Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 49, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 December 1889 — Wanted to Satisfy Him. [ARTICLE]

Wanted to Satisfy Him.

Prominent Citizen—Slade of Metropolitan Hotel has just killed another feller —tourist from the East som’eres. Second Prominent Citizen—What was the feller doin’ to Slade ?

“Nuthiu’ only givin’ his orders. Wanted a fire in his room, weather strips on the door, soap, towel, hot water, more qrilts, and I fergit what else. An’ Slade shot him.”

“Oh, I s’pose Slade reckoned it was a pity that a feller who xvanted heaven so bad shouldn’t have it.”— Munsey’s Weekly. '

The parent who sends his son into the world uneducated and without skill in any art or science does a great injury to mankird as well as to his own family, for he defrauds the comunity of a useful citizen and bequeaths to it 3. nuisance.