Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 49, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 December 1889 — Didn’t Suit Him. [ARTICLE]

Didn’t Suit Him.

“Waiter, what is this?” “Beef stew, sir.” “Beeves, two, eh? Well, I should think by the bones there are in it, it was at least a dozen. I suv, waiter, they needn’t put in the horns next time.”

A sharper is making a good income by advertising a sure method of killing insects. When you send him fifty cents you receive a card with these words: “Get your insects to smoke cigar ettes. r It will kill them.”