Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 November 1889 — Logic. [ARTICLE]

Logic.

Small boy (at the door) —Please, mum, may I have the pears off the ground? Lady of the house—Yes, my boy. (Ten minutes afterwards) —“Here! What are you doing in that tree? I only said you could have those off the ground.” “Well, the ones on the tree are off the ground, ain’t they?”— Time.