Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 39, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 October 1889 — His Smoke Was Immense. [ARTICLE]

His Smoke Was Immense.

He had built a street railway from the town depot to the town Court House, a distance of half a mile, and had put on a couple of bobtailed cars, each propelled by a seal-browm mule. He had, further, opened a headquarters office and secured a clerk, and as the “bobs” made their first successful trips his bosom swelled with pride, and he turned to his young man w’ith the observation: “The road has a name—‘The Rushville Street Railway and Transit Company’—but it seems proper that I should have a title. Have you thought of the matter?” “I have, sir,” was the prompt reply, “and I beg to submit the title—‘President, Secretary, and Treasurer of the Rushville Street Railway and Transit Company and General Manager of the Western Hemisphere.’” “Splendid idea!” exclaimed the President, and the printing was at once ordered.

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