Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 38, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 October 1889 — One Name Unloved. [ARTICLE]

One Name Unloved.

Alfred (to Mormon) How many wives have you ? Mormon—Twenty-six; one for every letter of the alphabet. Alfred—Would you mind giving me their names ? Mormon—Not at all: Amy, Belinda, Clara, Dollie, Elsie, Fanny, Gertrude, Hattie, lima, Jennie, Kitty, Lulu, Marie, Nora, Olga, Polly, Queenie, Rose, Sally, Teresa, Ulma, Tenie, Wilhelmina, Yedda and Zerlina. Alfred—No X? Mormon—Yes, one not living. My first wife’s name was Xantippe.— Epoch.