Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 38, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 October 1889 — Chicago’s Finest. [ARTICLE]

Chicago’s Finest.

Chicago Dame (reading the headlines in her home paper)—“Another Murder Last Night—Where Were the Police?” Husband—Committing the murder,, probably.—New York Weekly.

If a church be on fire, why has the organ the. smallest chance of escape? Because the engine cannot play on it.