Democratic Sentinel, Volume 13, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 September 1889 — A Confusion of Localities. [ARTICLE]

A Confusion of Localities.

Old Mrs. Fogarty—lt’s a lether Oi bov from me son Wud yez rade it to me, Tim Burns ? Mr. Burns (with difficulty)—He says, t’ tli’ best av my shpellin, Mrs. Fogarty, thot he’s goin’t’ th’ islan’ fer a mont’. Mrs. Fogarty—Hivin an’ saints be praised! for Mary Ganey’s Mike wor a waiter doon theyre, and it’s nothin’but music an’ dancin’ an.’ shky-rockets from wan wake’s ind t’ th’ other!— Puck.